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The next time you get a call from a blocked or unknown number... Answer it and whisper... “its done, but there's blood everywhere!” Then hang up..

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BE A MAN, CRY LIKE A BITCH.

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ain't it funny that someday i'll be a couple of photos you forgot to delete

97

Fellas....
the girl on the flyer is never at the club.

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you will never look like the girl in the magazine, the girl in the magazine doesn't even look like the girl in the magazine.

131

Sometimes I post crazy shit just to see if my follower's list will drop a few numbers.

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Hot singles in your area want nothing to do with you.

53

My boss told me to have a nice day. So I went home.

171

I have an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other.

I'm also deaf in one ear.

133

The oceans are the heartbeat of the world.

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Every time I put my phone on silent, it decides to play 'hide and seek'

140

be the kind of gentleman that holds the door
open for your girl, but smacks her ass as she walks in.

127

If the wallpaper on your phone is a picture of yourself I am judging you.

25

Out of all of my body parts I feel like my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least a thousand eye rolls a day.

107

The internet is both my best friend and my worst enemy.

82

Don't
let your mind bully
your body.

31

Yeah, I tried to order a burrito at the ATM. So what?

82

We all think we're smart
until we try to turn on
someone else's shower.

212

If we all pretend tomorrow is Sunday we might just get away with it.

172

My
brain
has
too
many
tabs
open.

65

Some people don't get my post...

Maybe I should slow down & let them catch up.

17

You know you're getting old when your year of birth is no longer immediately visible in drop-down menus and you have to start scrolling down.

164

When you get to a certain age you're sneaking a glance at her ring finger,
not her boobs.

39

I'm multitasking,

I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time

393

I'm not saying I did terrible things last night, but Satan woke up on my couch and won't make eye contact with me...

245

Let's be nothing, I heard it lasts forever.

310

Can't wait for the day some kid grows up and sues their parents for plastering their face all over the Internet.

194

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself

491

Only kids count sheep to fall asleep. Count your debts, your mistakes, your heartache & cry yourself to sleep like a grownup.

47

So absorbed in
memories, I forget
to make new ones.

59

If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, you're brave enough to ask that girl out.

217

Accidentally took a women's multi vitamin & I've been trying to get dressed for the past 3 hours, but everything is making me look fat.

34

Apple CEO announces he's gay. Samsung CEO announces he's more gay and water resistant.

244

Can't
stop drinking about
you.

73

Damn
beer keeps staring
at me...

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