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t h e t i m e i s l a t e r t h a n w e t h i n k

62

om mani padme hum

32

If you don't swear when you drive then you aren't paying enough attention to the road

80

See you all in church. Just kidding, meet you at the bar.

80

Food, sex, and art.

68

Be happy when the world doesn't want you to be

75

i
am
like a
caricature
of the person
who i want to be

69

“I guess sunsets are proof that endings can be beautiful too.”

97

I never thought of how difficult it could be to simply trust

62

Because my love for you is beyond words, I decided to shut up.

88

Nothing is scarier than the people who try to find easy answers to complicated questions.

92

Let's just stay here a little while.
Between reality and dream.
Between heaven and hell.
Between normality and madness.

90

LIFE
AND
OTHER NECESSITIES...

48

No trees were killed to send this message, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced

76

My mom want
me to eat more
fruit.

Pear pressure.

23

What actually
is the benefit
of the doubt?

40

But is it a superiority complex
if you are?

61

Do not make
the same
mistake once.

48

Two wrongs are only the beginning.

29

Was it not Richard the Third who said "people aren't just numbers?"

23

What if there just were no hypothetical questions?

26

We were happy for quite a few years.

Then we met.

48

Shine
and rise.

56

"Okay: one brother always lies and the other brother always tells the truth. You can ask one question."
- "Hey, have you seen The Wire?"

29

Shout-out
to all the people who hate loud noises.

48

What's the name again of that guy who built the Ark
of Noah?

18

Think
less
more

70

Numbers are weird.
Odd even.

73

Freelance?
Who's Lance?

65

I'd rather swim in a pool filled with armpits for the rest of my life than listen to someone who
exaggerates.

51

$\__ A P T O P$

26

There is only one way to find out whether success will spoil you

28

Don't hate the game but hate
the player who
keeps sending
you Facebook
invites to play
the game.

27

You are in fact
very useful
because you
are the only one
who can provide
your absence
legally.

19

You are the best thing that never happened to me.

15

Stop making sense.

18

Figure facts

8

There are two rules for having ultimate success in life.

Never tell everything
you know.

27

You're an adult now. Stop lying about your life on Facebook and start doing it on LinkedIn.

10

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 th
of your life.

14

The less clothes, the more naked.

16

#01 "Sorry I can't"

I got struck by lightning
while giving a high-five to a twelve year old. We switched bodies... Now I've got to go to class.

11

If you watch 2016 backwards, it's a rather heartwar-ming story of how celebrities come
back to life just by being trending on
the Internet.

9

So excited for the season finale of America.

14

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