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You shouldn't just read everything you believe.

1

telling someone they cant be sad because others have it worse is like telling someone they cant be happy because others have it better

16

"Everyone is genius. But if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole live believing that it is stupid."

17

Best self-control-training: a slow internet connection

12

"Being honest may not get you many friends but it will always get you the right ones"

~John Lennon

20

Every action has a sarcastic and genuinly unhelpful reaction.

27

Ahh, ffFFuckk. There It Goes.

5

YOUR
PHONE SCREEN
IS BRIGHTER THAN YOUR FUTURE.

275

I don't know, let's try 'password'.

#sony

29

"Actually we did not have the feelings we said we had until we spoke them.
At least I didn't;
to phrase them was
to invent them and own them."

9

It kinda scares me that you never truly know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you despite what they say •

23

With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything

363

laundry today
or
naked tomorrow

577

My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"

367

I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT

250

The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.

312

I have a boyfriend.
Wait no,
that's a fridge.
I have a fridge.

66

You couldn't be satisfied with being an amateur asshole! You had to go and turn pro on me!

9

your ass must get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.

2

schindler's lift

9

i'm not crazy

my mother had me tested

4

those moments when you know that the devil at your right shoulder has the better arguments than the angel on your left

1

Ein Mathebuch ist der einzige Ort wo es normal ist 52 Melonen zu kaufen.

10

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

7

We met for a reason; either you're a blessing or a lesson.

5

Our life is a neverending soundtrack written in a dark smoky band room played in a bright and clean strip club.

7

I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE ARE AT YOUR HOUSE AND ASK YOU "DO YOU HAVE A BATHROOM?"

NO, WE SHiT IN THE YARD •

8

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice!

5

12:12 12.12.2012

800 years ago this was way more epic...

7

you can stay but your clothes must go*

89

I like work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

20

Now that the end is near, do you think I can go shopping this time without a limit?

2

I keep telling myself "this is the last time" but it just keeps happening...

5

You were beautiful until your Photoshop 30-day trial expired.

5

Zur Realität hab ich nur sporadisch Kontakt

20

Dear karma, her's a list of people you've missed.

3

Thanks for eye fucking me.

12

the yellow snow don't taste like lemon!

4

I hope you like my new unique recipe. They're called Shut The Fuck Up Cakes.

1

I heard you're a player. Nice to meet you, I'm the coach.

5

I didn't text you, Vodka did.

9

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do.

4

PART OF THE REASON WHY WE HOLD ON TO SOMETHING SO TIGHT IS BECAUSE WE FEAR SOMETHING SO GREAT WON'T HAPPEN TWICE.

5

GOOD GIRLS ARE BAD GIRLS THAT NEVER GET CAUGHT

162

i licked it, so it's mine.

24

I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying

13

Don't think about people from the past. There is a reason why they did not make it to the present.

12

No matter how carefully you choose your words, they'll always end up being twisted by others.

6

I used to care but I take a pill for that now.

2

I love the sound you make when you shut up.

5

You should know I take my sarcasm very seriously.

4

You & I will always be unfinished business.

5

c'est
la vie chérie.
oui.

2

DEAR KARMA, I have a list of people you missed

2

add life to your days

not days to your life

12

Don't wait for the perfect moment - take the moment and make it perfect

2

You make me wish I had more middle fingers.

26

Do you like sleeping? Me too. We should do it together sometime.

10

I can melt ice with my mind,
just give me some minutes.

10

daily routine:
get up, be amazing, go back to bed.

3

I fully support & respect everone's right to stalk others via the internet.

6

Lebe jeden Tag als wär es dein letzter...

Also Mal ehrlich, würde ich jeden Tag so leben, als wäre es mein letzter, säße ich schon längst im Knast.

3

Ideen haben ihre Fahrpläne.

1

Think of a number between 0 and 20. Add 32 to it. Multiply by 2. Subtract 1. Now close your eyes.

It's dark, isn't it?

27

Why
fit in
when you were born to stand out?

7

NEW suggested writers//

dAn
TravelDexter
Vale8
Jano
Schematized

15

Hey, I just met you and you're a lady,
and there's a kitchen,
so a sandwich maybe?

4

What you do today is important, 'cause you are exchanging a day of your life for it.

6

you can stay but your clothes must go*

8

Success is walking from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm.

5

OVER
THINKING
RUINS YOU

9

Askhole- A person who constantly ask for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them.

77

I’d rather live with a good question than a bad answer.

5

Be the type of person that you want to meet.

14

I'm not a stop along the way - I'm a destination.

7

Silence is better than bullshit.

22

You should always choose a Lazy Person
to do a difficult job...
Because, he will find an easy way to do it.

1

Today is only yesterdays tomorrow...

7

The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working.

So the blonde looks out the window and says, `Yes. No. Yes. No.`

4

At a dancing party a shy boy approached a girl and asked, “Will you dance with me, please.?”

The arrogant girl says, “ I don’t dance with a kid.”

The taken back boy apologized, “I am sorry, I did not realize your were pregnant.”

9

Ride it like you stole it

2

Sometimes you eat the bear
and well, sometimes he eats you

4

I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.

157

I'm
not as think as you drunk
I am

15

All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips...

12

Never
make eye contact while eating banana.

16

Veni, vidi, violini.

Ich kam, sah und vergeigte.

51

Strangers have the best candy

17

HATE
GETTING FLASHBACKS FROM THINGS I DON'T WANT TO REMEMBER

88

My level of maturity depends on who I'm with.

16

fasten your seat bold

7

my ambition is handi-capped by laziness.

34

When nothing goes right, go left.

15

If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls,
don't expect
us to act like soap opera guys.

5

Sometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire.

39

the world is falling

a p
a
r
t

8

stop selling leggings to hippos!

6

SAPERE
AUDE

3

Monopoly is an old game because there is a luxury tax and rich people can go to jail.

12

Not got kids? Fun idea. Hire a babysitter anyways. Say kid is upstairs asleep and not to be woken. On your return ask where your child is.

2

Don't believe everything you think.

125

i need a day between saturday and sunday*

5

in the end...

you only regret the things you didn't do.

23

Bombing for peace is like Fucking for Virginity.

58

Friends
don't let you do stupid things
-
alone

82

my life is so much more interesting inside my head.

78

I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life
-
if I die next thursday.

115

Some days are gray so you can color them.

107

Simsalabim

Nope you're still a bitch.

10

Smile... it's the second best thing to do with your lips

9

Roses are red. My name is Dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

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Mein Schienbein hilft mir im Dunkeln Möbel zu finden.

30

Dear Algebra,
stop asking us to find your "X".
She's not coming back.

124

The guy who discovered milk...
What was he doing with the cow?

114

i licked it, so it's mine.

195

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