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it's always words that undress you.

266

wochenende
war super!

kotzen bedeutet ja auch immer, dass man vorher eine richtig gute zeit hatte.

5

kuchen und ich gehen zusammen durch dick und dünn.

irgendwann dann nur noch durch dick.

7

so viel Spiegel und kein Koks.

2

erinnerung an die zeiten in denen stalker noch "heimliche verehrer" genannt wurden.

9

110

i don't like to being told what to do unless i'm naked.

177

what if you just started licking the dentists fingers while they were in your mouth...

160

YOU THINK BIG
YOU GET BIG

155

when there is nothing left to burn you have to set yourself on fire.

129

It was all a dream.

168

When a pregnancy test confirms your worst fear: You're just fat.

136

I SO CAN'T WAIT TO BE ASHAMED OF WHAT I DO THIS WEEKEND!

91

You make me wish I had more middle fingers.

184

Don't be sad because of people.
They will all die.

67

You can't say HAPPINESS without saying PENIS.

101

HATE
GETTING FLASHBACKS FROM THINGS I DON'T WANT TO REMEMBER

88

my ambition is handi-capped by laziness.

34

YOU ARE UNIQUE,

JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.

73

I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.

157

You can't
make somebody love you.

You can only
stalk them
and hope for the best.

46

Some days are gray so you can color them.

107

a mosquito landed on my balls... hardest decision of my life

114

a smile is the best makeup any girl can wear

142

I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life
-
if I die next thursday.

115

bad decisions make good stories

423

I drink to make other people interesting.

59

boldomatic username of the month:

GaylrdSprFckr

9

no money
-
no honey

11

You can't buy happiness - but you can buy drinks and that's pretty close.

60

People will stare, make it worth their while.

20

You look like I need another drink.

140

I like work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

80

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