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pray for America

15

BUILD A BOAT BEFORE YOU BURN A BRIDGE.

19

the people with trump signs in their yard really went all out on scary halloween decorations

21

I'm thinking the only reason people get lost in thought anymore is because it's unfamiliar territory

57

If you are going to be weird,
be confident about it.

117

whenever you feel getting pulled into other people's nonsense, repeat these words :

Not my circus.
Not my monkeys.

147

"When humans determine themselves the fate of others they become the judges, and when they become the instrument of others they become the henchmen."

16

I could never date someone with a phone that isn't an iPhone.
I mean I never find my charger,
so I gotta use yours like all the time.

25

How do I stay under the shower for the rest of my life but also become a billionaire at the same time?

37

If you're the smartest person in the room, you are in the wrong room.

67

I get far too little credit for all the things I don't say.

132

things women love to hear:

1) I love you
2) that's on sale
3) dinner's ready

15

your eyes does
things to me i
cannot explain.

23

Understanding is much deeper than knowledge.

There are many people who know us,
but very few who understand us.

21

When a flicker becomes a flame
a fire becomes
a name

27

Shutting the fuck up is gluten free. Add that to your diet.

49

loving someone who doesn't love you is like watching a star you know you can't reach.

but you need to keep on trying, cause stars can fall, right?

152

Out of all of my body parts I feel like my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least a thousand eye rolls a day.

107

We're expecting 2 or 3 feet of drama tonight, with bullshit blowing in from everywhere. High possibility of "go, fuck yourself" at late night.

92

I can't turn water into wine,
but I can turn pizza into breakfast

143

The only thing worse than being blind is having sight, but lacking vision.

104

I hate when people say you don't need alcohol to have fun... Well you don't need running shoes to run but it fucking helps.

188

I fail in love too easily

127

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again.

105

I am a kid at heart and a 47 year old coal miner at liver.

72

Sometimes I regret what I say, but I never regret keeping my mouth shut.

15

Hope.

78

A penny
for your thoughts,
5 bucks if they are dirty.

112

Beauty on the inside doesn't get you free drinks.

133

luxury is building tommorrows, living todays, and cherishing yesterdays. ...

72

A group of kids is called a migraine.

111

I like mysteries so I decided to become one.

137

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