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The good news is I'm smiling. The bad news is it's the kind of smile you should fear...

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It's not how crazy we are, but how much we enjoy it, that makes us dangerous.

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I sometimes feel offended by American stereotypes, but then I remember that we had a nationwide panic when they stopped making Twinkies

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People think I'm a hugger, but I'm actually shaking them down for snacks.

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I love your outfit!

Did it come with a pole?

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Not sure if my body can handle any more of this "getting out
of bed" nonsense...

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