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Dave

Send Batman to North Korea

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when im bored i like to ring random people & say "I've hidden the body, what now?"

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Doctor prescribed me LSD for my constipation...

thought it was weird till on the way home i saw a Dragon & i shit myself

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I take life with a grain of salt...& a slice of lemon...& a shot of tequila.

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The sole purpose of a childs middle name, is so they can tell if they're really in trouble.

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Ya can't trust 'em!

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Dont come to work & take your happiness out on me!

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Friendship is something that divides your sorrows & doubles your joy

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