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You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone?... That's common sense leaving your body.

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FYI:
Push-up bras don't actually help you do more push-ups

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Welcome to my Post..

Today's specials are: Lack of sleep,
up too early
& low on patience..

thank you, come again.

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Sarcasm: confusing stupid people and pissing off idiots everywhere.

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Mornings come in
three sizes:
Early,
Too Early, and Way Too Early!

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If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blankets back to your side.

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Women want someone who can make them laugh and someone who they feel safe with,
so basically, a clown ninja.

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I'm not a princess, I don't need saving!

I'm a queen, I got this shit handled!

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