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I prefer a good taste in music above a pair of big tits and a fat ass.

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Mondays are like hemorrhoids, at first you think you'll be ok but in the end they are a pain in the ass.

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My life is like a box of chocolates,

I'm lactose intolorant.

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A man's got to know his limitations.

But not me, I like to know when I cross the line.

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Falling asleep with your clothes on doesn't count as sleeping.

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I have to go to work tomorrow, so I will have one drink.

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My favorite yoga pose is when I pass out on the couch in my underwear with a bottle of wine.

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