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after the mask mandates, we should never take fresh air for granted.

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A fresh start isn't a new place, it's a new mindset

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Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven.

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new meaning:

NEGLIGENT

absent-mindedly answering the door in your nightie

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Don't you just love the smell in the morning of fresh coffee and bread just coming out of the oven...

like: let's go

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i think far too many people have been drinking from the fountain of stupid lately

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new meaning:

LYMPH

to walk with a lisp

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When are the lizards taking over?

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Everyone's voice matters. Imagine being allowed to say whatever I want, claiming to be a victim, and going unchallenged. To question me means you are 'racist, part of the system, a 'whateverphobe'.
I DO NOT WANT THAT POWER. No one should want that power.
There is no sacred class.

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Love.
Live life. Proceed. Progress.
Make jokes. Don't stress.

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Give your mind time away from the
serious parts of life,

just like a computer, you need to power down once in a while.

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A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me.
I'm addicted to Twitter!”

The doctor replies,
“Sorry, I don't follow you ”

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I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing, retraced my steps, and got distracted on my way back.

I have no idea what's going on and now I have to pee.

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That guy in my dream put it best when he said “ Honestly we all just want it to be over.”

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MEG RYAN = GERMANY

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WIFE: HONEY THE VACUUM ISN'T SUCKING....

HUSBAND: FRUSTRATING ISN'T IT

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