passengers on a train were enjoying the smooth, rhythmic ride when suddenly the train starts jumping and bumping around and stuff is flying everywhere when it suddenly went back to being smooth. curious as to WTF a guy made his way to the front of the train and asked the conductor what had just happened? conductor says: we ran over a lawyer. guy says really? hitting a person causes that much disruption?? conductor says: well. he was in a ditch, but we got him anyway 
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