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lady: well aren't you cute. are you new?
me: yes ma'am i started yesterday.
lady: well i'm glad you're here to keep us safe *slides hand down my back*
me: i better get started.
lady: i'll see you outside later.
me: okay. *thinks to myself* gross lady, i did not sign up for this!