Search for #hashtags, @writers or keywords

Search for «#Ew»

"why do you wear 2 hygiene masks on top of each other?"

"I wear one because of the virus, the other one because I am so ugly."

22

Ever just throw up a memory?

17

When you are dead,
you do not know that
you are dead.
All of the pain is felt by others.

The same thing happens when you are Stupid.

27

Can we uninstall 2020
and install it again?

This version has a virus

26

Banana crushed in spinach

1986:
Stop playing with your food!

2020:
Green smoothie €4,99

15

WHOEVER SAID ONE PERSON CAN'T CHANGE THE WORLD, NEVER ATE AN UNDERCOOKED BAT !
}••{

21

I don't have an inner child.
I have an inner old person who wants to stab people.

28

It's way too
hot to be doing
anything other
than not wearing
clothes.

28

Everyone at John Lennon International
airport has been quarantined

Imagine...all the people

22

There is
no torture
quite like bra shopping.

23

Garlic Breath.

11

"Gosh! I'm just trying to be friendly!"

No. No you're not. You want my body, my time, my energy, and my companionship. None of these am I willing to give. So now you choose to act like a bitter five year old.

Pathetic.

10

show more

Sorry, we couldn't find any posts for the term #Ew.
If you're looking for some great posts, check out the popular page.

Refine Search

Posts by Writer

Popular Searches

#BoldMe@Capricorn

About Help Brands Affiliate Developer Press Contact Copyright Privacy Terms