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I left you a Fuck-it note. It's like a Post-it note, only it's not yellow.

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A christian telling an atheist he is going to hell

Is about as scary as a small child telling an adult they won't get any presents from santa

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Telling me you're at 20% body fat, is as interesting as telling me
what you had for dinner.

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Dear people who write imaginary letters to inanimate objects and strangers.

They can't read them. Unfortunately, we can. Please stop.

Sincerely,

Me.

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Oh thank the sweet imaginary lord,
it's payday!

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The delivery guy who just came to my door didn't appreciate my morning jig, OR my comedic references to his funny patterned socks.
What's a girl to do?

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There is never a moment

Where I don't feel uncomfortable, or out of place, anxious, or desperately miserable.

Luckily, I have booze!

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I would rather, and on more than one occasion actually have, punch myself in the face than deal with this social situation.

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