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I may not be pretty or funny or know a lot but if you need someone to always mess stuff up and create crappy situations and generally be a wreck then hey I'm your girl

My decision making skills closely resemble that of a squirrel when crossing a street.

Did you just fall?

"No. I attacked the floor!"

Backwards??

"Yeah! I'm skilled."

When I'm drunk enough I turn into Ozzy Osbourne.

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My car is making funny noises again.

*turns up the music

Just because
I'm intelligent
and have a great understanding of others doesn't mean
I get along well with them.

ACCEPTANCE

Essential Skill.

bier kaltstellen ist irgendwie auch kochen.

You never have to apologize for doing what
you need to do to survive

that awkward moment when you see their lips move and they speak your language but you're clueless as to what they're trying to say.

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