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roses are expensive. so is my rent. what a shit poem. go vote.

#govote

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Bring the lube. My boss wants to try analytics.

#office, #alert

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Maybe I don't want to get a life but rather talk to your manager.

#karen

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Remember when Burger King had to slaughter all heathens before he took the throne?

#wordplay

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Crows are just chickens that listen to grunge music.

#sad, #darkness

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When I said I wanted the D,
I meant deforestation.

#wordplay

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