chrysti's Posts

The mind replays what the heart can't delete.

#Heartbreak

lonelyscribe, Krisargent, JMBis, CurrentNobody, eulekauzig, Ziya, BoldDelight, Fionacatherine and AndSheCame like this

reposted by Trek

Sorry for the influx of posts.
My heart hurts and I just needed to let it out.

#Heartbreak

Krisargent, BoldDelight, CurrentNobody, Ziya and AndSheCame like this

You broke me like I was one of your fucking promises.

#Heartbreak

JMBis, CurrentNobody and Ziya like this

Sometimes the one you'd take a bullet for is the same one holding the gun.

#Heartbreak

BoldDelight, CurrentNobody and Ziya like this

"When did you stop caring?" he asked.

"When did you start noticing?"
she replied.

#Heartbreak

BoldDelight, CurrentNobody, Ziya and AndSheCame like this

Never believe a love letter written in pencil.

#Heartbreak

CurrentNobody and Ziya like this

I told you what hurts the most and you did it perfectly.

#Heartbreak

BoldDelight, CurrentNobody and AndSheCame like this

The mind remembers the words,
but the heart remembers how it feels.
The mind will forget,
but the heart never will.

#Heartbreak

CurrentNobody, Ziya and AndSheCame like this

Sometimes you get the best light from a burning bridge.

#Fire

JMBis, BoldDelight, CurrentNobody, Ziya and AndSheCame like this

May the bridges I burn light the way.

#Fire

BoldDelight, CurrentNobody, Ziya and AndSheCame like this

What he put me through most people call hell,
and even as I burned I renamed it love.

#Fire

BoldDelight, CurrentNobody and Ziya like this

We are all in the same game
just different levels,
living with the same hell
just different devils.

#Fire

CurrentNobody, Ziya and AndSheCame like this

The strongest people are those who have been through hell and come out of the flames carrying buckets of water for those still consumed by the fire.

#Fire

BoldDelight, CurrentNobody, Ziya, AndSheCame and Tim12 like this

When you burn the bridge between us,
I hope you choke on the smoke.

#Fire

PennyLame, CurrentNobody, Ziya and Tim12 like this

Don't set yourself on fire to keep someone else warm.

#Fire

BoldDelight, CurrentNobody, Ziya, AndSheCame and Tim12 like this

Every woman has a fire within her. Treat her right and she'll warm a home.
Do her wrong and she'll burn it to the fucking ground.

#Fire

Fabriciuz, CurrentNobody and Ziya like this

Mother nature has the best box of crayons.

#Snow

Stig300, Campo, shivam_soni, Boldomatic, CurrentNobody, BoldDelight, AndSheCame, sudeshnarocks and Dwell like this

reposted by invalid

Where did all the milk and bread go?

#Snow

CurrentNobody, BoldDelight and sudeshnarocks like this

Boss:
You should have been here at 8.

Me:
Why, what happened at 8?

#MondayMorning

CurrentNobody and Ziya like this

Coworker:
Goodmorning.

Me:
Who hired this bitch?

#MondayMorning

CurrentNobody and Ziya like this

Sometimes the biggest gifts come in little packages.

#I'mGonnaBeAGrandma!, #Little

swatchUSA, AndSheCame, maritzebill, CurrentNobody, Fionacatherine and BoldDelight like this

Thanks for all the congrats everybody...
I'll always be your little ray of sarcastic sunshine!

#Thanks

perellano, BoldDelight, Ziya, AndSheCame, Tim12, kenwats, Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody and ZeepBella like this

I wish we could drop these millennials off in 1987 just to see if they could make it to 1993!

#JustSayin

eulekauzig, BoldDelight, Ziya, AndSheCame, -Juliane-, kenwats, Fionacatherine and CurrentNobody like this

I put redbull in my coffee in stead of water this morning...
now I'm seeing sounds

#Goodmorning, #JustForFun

Ziya, -Juliane-, Tim12, kenwats, Fionacatherine and CurrentNobody like this

I know I'm going to hell in gasoline panties,
but I have no control over the dark shit I find funny.

#Extra

perellano, JulieanneS, EmilyHeller, HeartOnFire, Authlander, ErikSmit, Campo, Drakonan, IAmNerdWord7, Sirskitten and 15 others like this

reposted by CurrentNobody and Boldomatic

You did the wrong thing to the right girl.

#Heartbreak

Fionacatherine, kenwats, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody, foenix, BoldDelight and Ziya like this

There's a sadness within me words can't explain.
But I must call it something so I gave it your name.

#Heartbreak, #~unknown

upupandaway, DominicLomax, Fionacatherine, kenwats, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody, ZeepBella, foenix, BoldDelight and Ziya like this

The problem was he found her but he kept looking.

#Heartbreak

TriniTDM, kenwats, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody, BoldDelight and Ziya like this

The light in her eyes was stolen by the sadness in her heart.

#Heartbreak

BoldDelight, UserOne, CurrentNobody, upupandaway, AndSheCame, Fionacatherine, Ziya and busylizzie like this

They say
"follow your heart"
but when it's been broken into a million pieces, which piece do you follow?

#Heartbreak

UserOne, CurrentNobody, AndSheCame, Fionacatherine, Ziya and busylizzie like this

She was magic,
but he didn't believe.

#Heartbreak

CurrentNobody, AndSheCame, Fionacatherine, Ziya and busylizzie like this

If you tell your boss
"Go fuck yourself"
you don't have to go to work anymore.

#Fact

sudeshnarocks, perellano, Ziya, BoldDelight and AndSheCame like this

Suicide doesn't end the pain,
it just passes it to someone else.

#Fact, #InspiredBy, @fidosh146

sudeshnarocks, perellano, Ziya, BoldDelight and AndSheCame like this

When the words don't add up,
it's because the truth wasn't part of the equation.

#Fact, #JustSayin, #DeepThoughts

sudeshnarocks, Ziya, BoldDelight and AndSheCame like this

She wears two faces...

The one where that smile hides all of her fears,
and the other showing her pain as the smile disappears.
Allowing her to let go and shed all of her tears.

#Depression, #Mentalillness

CurrentNobody, BoldDelight, Cruelangel_1, AndSheCame and juliettebravo like this

When you look closely you can see the broken ones. They are the ones smiling softly at all the right times.
But those smiles, they cover their face but never their eyes.

#Mentalillness, #Depression

CurrentNobody, Cruelangel_1, AndSheCame, juliettebravo and BoldDelight like this

Depression is not sadness.
Don't tell someone with depression to "suck it up" because everyone gets sad sometimes. Most of the time you don't even feel sad with depression. Depression is the excruciating absence of feelings. There is no sadness, no joy, no pleasure, no pain, there's just nothingness. You're just numb, and believe it or not, numb is worse. So, if you've never felt so empty, so lost, so filled with hopelessness that you went to sleep praying to never wake up, you DO NOT know what depression is.
Depression is not sadness.

#Depression, #Mentalillness, #DoNotJudge

timothy21, upupandaway, Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody, AndSheCame, juliettebravo, BoldDelight and Tim12 like this

Don't expect her to play her part while you have other women auditioning for the role.

#Play, #Repost, #JustSayin

CurrentNobody, AndSheCame, juliettebravo and BoldDelight like this

Oh really,
you wanna play games with me?
Well ok,
nice to meet you,
I'm the coach.

#Play, #JustSayin

CurrentNobody, BoldDelight, perellano and eulekauzig like this

"Let's play the game just one more time mommy."
And you should, you should play a thousand "one more times" because that day will come when that "one more time" becomes the last time.

#Play, #DeepThoughts

upupandaway, CurrentNobody, BoldDelight, busylizzie, perellano, Ziya, eulekauzig and AndSheCame like this

reposted by Ziya

No one fighting the battle with her. While she was fighting her hardest at her weakest most venerable point in her life, he never even laced up his boots. Now she is exhausted and tired of the war. She's going to pick up those stones so fiercely removed from who she was and put them back together. But you see, the pieces will never fit the same and the girl she once was will be no more. When you look closely you will see, the girl i once was, well she's no longer me.

#Heartbreak, #Part, #2

CurrentNobody, Ziya, AndSheCame, BoldDelight and Fionacatherine like this

I am breaking and you are holding the hammer and chisel. The hammer falls and the chisel chips away at me little by little. With every lie, with every word laced with cruelty and every action boiling over with resentment another part of who I am and who I used to be is disappearing. I'm becoming nothing more than a pile of cold stones. At this point I can still remember who she was before the heartache. She was happy, full of life and love, she saw so much promise in her future. Then reality came crashing down on her. She was in a battle fighting for love but she was alone. There was no one standing side by side with her.

#Heartbreak, #Part, #1

CurrentNobody, Ziya, AndSheCame, Fionacatherine and BoldDelight like this

What was I thinking!?!

#BigQuestions

AndSheCame, sudeshnarocks, Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody, fidosh146 and eulekauzig like this

Have you ever met someone for the first time and felt the urge to buy them a toaster for their bathtub?

#BigQuestions

AndSheCame, Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody, fidosh146 and eulekauzig like this

Yes, I am a wife
and a mom.
A mature adult.
But, if Salt-n-Peppa come on the radio I'm gonna "Push It" like a drunk college girl!

#TrueStory

fidosh146, AndSheCame, JodieT, Ziya and CurrentNobody like this

You find my humor offensive?
I find it hilarious. Aaaand that's why I'm happier than you.

#rebellion

Fionacatherine, BoldDelight, AndSheCame, swatchUSA, sudeshnarocks, CurrentNobody, busylizzie and Ziya like this

I'm a thinker so make sure all your shit adds up before I start calculating.

Floki, Sharath_Srini, MonoGate, perellano, EmilyHeller, SamuraiulSalb, JulieanneS, OnlineGuy, HeartOnFire, MarcellaA and 7 others like this

reposted by fidosh146, Boldomatic, perellano, myownboss and RealA

I'm not mean, I'm brutally honest.
It's not my fault the truth hurts.
Here's a bandaid.

perellano, BoldDelight, Ziya, AndSheCame, fidosh146 and UserOne like this

reposted by BoldDelight

Are they still bad habbits if I like them?

@PublicScratch

BoldDelight, AndSheCame and UserOne like this

If you're going to test my waters you'd better know how to swim.

#rebellion

BoldDelight, AndSheCame, fidosh146 and UserOne like this

Here,
hold my halo,
I have some sketchy shit to take care of.

#rebellion

AndSheCame and UserOne like this

I am the nicest person I know so if you see me being a bitch to someone,
they earned that shit!

#rebellion

AndSheCame, CurrentNobody and UserOne like this

If you kick me when I'm down you'd better start running before I get back up.

AndSheCame, CurrentNobody and UserOne like this

Excuse me?
What did you say?
I have an ear disorder called I don't fucking care.

#rebellion

PublicScratch, AndSheCame, fidosh146, CurrentNobody and UserOne like this

Go ahead,
tell me not to do something.

I'll do it twice and take pictures.

#rebellion

AndSheCame, fidosh146, CurrentNobody and UserOne like this

Be yourself.
People don't have to like you,
and you don't have to care.

#rebellion

AndSheCame, Fionacatherine, fidosh146, Ziya, BoldDelight and CurrentNobody like this

Take no shit,
but spread no evil.

#rebellion

busylizzie, Fionacatherine, fidosh146, Ziya, sudeshnarocks, BoldDelight and CurrentNobody like this

reposted by RealA

Police:
They're damned if the do and die if they don't.

#rebellion

Fionacatherine, fidosh146 and sudeshnarocks like this

Hate cops?
Next time you need help call a crack head.

#rebellion

upupandaway, fidosh146, sudeshnarocks and eulekauzig like this

A society that wants to make war with police better learn to make friends with the criminals.

#rebellion, @Ziya

upupandaway, Fionacatherine, fidosh146, BoldDelight, Ziya and sudeshnarocks like this

And maybe remind the few if ill of us they speak,
that we are all that stands between the monsters and the weak.

#rebellion, #bluelivesmatter, #~MichaelMark

sudeshnarocks likes this

Are you in a bad mood?

___ yes

___ no

_X_ bitch I might be

#LMAO

roosterbear, crftmgk, AndSheCame, Ziya, eulekauzig, busylizzie, Fionacatherine, sudeshnarocks and IAmNerdWord like this

My taste in music ranges from
"You need to here this"
to
"I know, please don't judge me"

#Yep, #JustSayin

visorvice1, AndSheCame, Ziya, BoldDelight, busylizzie, Fionacatherine, sudeshnarocks and IAmNerdWord like this

reposted by visorvice1

If the wounds on her heart and the bruises on her soul were translated on her skin you would'nt recognize her at all.

#DeepThoughts, #Depression, #Mentalillness

AndSheCame, Ziya, busylizzie, Fionacatherine, sudeshnarocks and IAmNerdWord like this

Life gives us one person who both,
shows us that true love exists and that fairy tales don't.

#DeepThoughts, #Heartbreak

AndSheCame, fidosh146, sudeshnarocks, Fionacatherine and Ziya like this

If you expect something in return for a good deed,
you're not spreading kindness,
you're doing business.

#Business

bold, perellano, upupandaway, UserOne, Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody, JodieT, IAmNerdWord, Ziya, sudeshnarocks and 2 others like this

reposted by MyM

Don't worry about what I'm doing.
Worry about why you are worried about what I'm doing.

#mind, #your, #business

Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody, sudeshnarocks, dor1316 and arxvis like this

Nothing brings a group of asses together faster than something that's none of their business.

#Business

bold, Fionacatherine, sudeshnarocks, dor1316 and arxvis like this

Oh, I didn't tell you?
Must have been none of your damn business.

#business

CurrentNobody, sudeshnarocks and dor1316 like this

The sun sees everything she does but the moon knows all of her secrets.

#Moon

CurrentNobody, sudeshnarocks, rolandmorgan, Andromenadda, Fionacatherine, AndSheCame and Ziya like this

Never believe
a love letter written in pencil.

#DeepThoughts, #Heartbreak

Wuff, AndSheCame, Fionacatherine, petegutz2, CurrentNobody and sudeshnarocks like this

I fought my hardest for us,
but you never even laced up your boots.
I'm done.

#enough, #Heartbreak

AndSheCame, Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody and janem803 like this

She didn't leave because you made roo many mistakes.
She's gone because you made the same mistake too many times.

#enough, #Heartbreak

AndSheCame, Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody and Ziya like this

There's no need to
worry when she's fighting with you...
You need to be concerned when
she stops.
This is the point she feels there's nothing
left worth fighting for.

#enough, #Heartbreak

ThemeSubject, AndSheCame, timothy21, Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody and Ziya like this

reposted by CurrentNobody and RealA

There's a big difference in giving up and knowing when you've had enough.

#enough

swatchUSA, AndSheCame, juliettebravo, sudeshnarocks, Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody, OpenWorld, BoldDelight, Hank-the-knife, busylizzie and 1 other like this

Just because I'm strong enough to handle the pain doesn't mean I deserve it.

#enough

UserOne, swatchUSA, ErikSmit, marco_b, AndSheCame, juliettebravo, timothy21, sudeshnarocks, Fionacatherine, perellano and 4 others like this

Bitches be wanting to lose weight but still eating unhealthy food.

It's me...
I'm Bitches

#Yep, #JustSayin

CurrentNobody, Ziya, Fionacatherine, sudeshnarocks and BoldDelight like this

Depression feels like home
while happiness is just a place to visit.

#Depression, #Mentalillness

BoldDelight, sudeshnarocks, locupleto, JodieT, timothy21, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody, Fionacatherine and juliettebravo like this

I wished for death as I blew out my candles.
Then they all clapped never knowing.

#Mentalillness, #Depression

BoldDelight, sudeshnarocks, locupleto, DominicLomax, timothy21, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody and Fionacatherine like this

You appear to be fine
but your pillow is stained.
Your smile says happy
while your eyes say pain.

#Mentalillness, #Depression, @timothy21

BoldDelight, sudeshnarocks, locupleto, JodieT, timothy21, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody and Fionacatherine like this

You broke me like I was one of your fucking promises.

#Heartbreak

sudeshnarocks, PublicScratch, timothy21, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody and Fionacatherine like this

I may be many things and there are even more I'm not,
But I would never do to you what you did to me and I think that says a lot.

#Heartbreak

sudeshnarocks, upupandaway, AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

It's getting dark in this little heart
of mine.

#Heartbreak

BoldDelight, DominicLomax, timothy21, Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody, juliettebravo and sudeshnarocks like this

How is it possible for someone to shatter your heart and you still love them with all the pieces?

#Heartbreak

upupandaway, AndSheCame, sudeshnarocks and CurrentNobody like this

I'm like 14 people packed into one body.

Spin the wheel, bitch.

#Yep, #JustSayin, @Fionacatherine, @BoldDelight

BoldDelight, Fionacatherine, AndSheCame, Ziya, sudeshnarocks, timothy21, UserOne and JodieT like this

I wish I could sleep but my stupid ADHD kicks in and well basically....

One sheep, two sheep, cow, turtle, duck, Old McDonald had a farm,
Heeeeeeeey Macarena!!

#JustSayin, #Yep

Fionacatherine, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody, sudeshnarocks, timothy21 and UserOne like this

I float in thoughts so deep most people would drown.

#Mentalillness, #Depression

BoldDelight, UserOne, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody, sudeshnarocks and timothy21 like this

No my post wasn't about you but if the shoe fits feel free to lace that bitch up and wear it!

#Busted, #JustSayin

BoldDelight, CurrentNobody, sudeshnarocks, timothy21, AndSheCame and Fionacatherine like this

Guess what?

You didn't sign out of your email.

#Busted

CurrentNobody, sudeshnarocks, timothy21, Ziya, JodieT, AndSheCame and Fionacatherine like this

I saw that

~Karma

#Busted

sudeshnarocks, timothy21, JodieT and AndSheCame like this

Girls...
Never chase a man.
Although, if he has a beard and tattoos it's ok to jog a little.

#JustSayin

crftmgk, CurrentNobody, sudeshnarocks, busylizzie, ThemeSubject, timothy21, Fionacatherine and BoldDelight like this

Choose your words wisely in an argument.
Anger is
temporary,
regret lasts
forever.

#aftermath

swatchUSA, ThemeSubject, AndSheCame, Fionacatherine, Ziya, timothy21 and CurrentNobody like this

The problem was you found her but you kept looking.

#Heartbreak

ThemeSubject, AndSheCame, shankarrkn, timothy21 and CurrentNobody like this

You thrust a dagger straight through the heart of us for one fleeting moment of pleasure.

#Heartbreak

sudeshnarocks, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody and UserOne like this

That overwhelming feeling you get in your stomach when your heart gets broken is the butterflies dying all at once.

#Heartbreak

lazyimperfecti, eulekauzig, sudeshnarocks, ThemeSubject, BoldDelight, shespeaks94, AndSheCame, Fionacatherine, Ziya, timothy21 and 3 others like this

reposted by swatchUSA, Ziya, UserOne and ThemeSubject

I'm not pissed, I'm hurt.
There's a huge difference.
Pissed is when I knew you would.
Hurt is when I thought you never could.

#Heartbreak

PublicScratch, eulekauzig, GaylrdSprFckr, UsualMan, sudeshnarocks, ThemeSubject, BoldDelight, AndSheCame, Ziya, timothy21 and 2 others like this

reposted by CurrentNobody

I am a nice person who often gives people too many 2nd chances.
So if I cut you off,
chances are you handed me the scissors.

#aftermath

BoldDelight, AndSheCame, Ziya and CurrentNobody like this

First it hurts.
Then it changes you.

#aftermath, #Heartbreak

swatchUSA, ThemeSubject, BoldDelight, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody and Fionacatherine like this

It's sad isn't it...
How you ask someone about love and they tell you about heartbreak.

#DeepThoughts

ThemeSubject, BoldDelight, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody and Fionacatherine like this

Always stand up for what's right,
even if it means standing alone.

#aftermath, #DeepThoughts

bluu, perellano, santhos, eulekauzig, OpenWorld, Fionacatherine, swatchUSA, AndSheCame, busylizzie, Ziya and 1 other like this

reposted by swatchUSA and myownboss

You can't make a man act right,
but you can make him wish he had.

#aftermath

ThemeSubject, BoldDelight, busylizzie, Ziya, AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

It's called karma and it's pronounced Haha fuck you.

#aftermath

busylizzie, CurrentNobody and Ziya like this

Karma has no menu,
you get what you deserve.

#aftermath

BoldDelight, busylizzie, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody, Ziya and UserOne like this

Karma's only a bitch if you are.

#aftermath

swatchUSA, ThemeSubject, BoldDelight, busylizzie, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody and UserOne like this

Eventually we all sit down to
a banquet of consequences.

#aftermath

eulekauzig, OpenWorld, bold, perellano, GaylrdSprFckr, BoldDelight, Fionacatherine, karlokoenig, busylizzie, AndSheCame and 3 others like this

reposted by CurrentNobody

8am: Too tired to think

Noon: Too tired to think

5pm: Too tired to think

Midnight: How do dragons blow out candles??

#Yep, #Exactly

BoldDelight, Fionacatherine, juliettebravo, busylizzie, Ziya, sudeshnarocks, eulekauzig, shespeaks94 and locupleto like this

Man,
am I tired of babysitting my mom's grandkids!

#JustSayin

AndSheCame, CurrentNobody, timothy21, sudeshnarocks, eulekauzig, Ziya and locupleto like this

Up at
dark o'clock again!

#Yep, #JustSayin

Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody, BoldDelight, timothy21, sudeshnarocks, eulekauzig and locupleto like this

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep.
The other one wants to know if penguins have knees.

#Yep, #JustSayin, @timothy21

shespeaks94, Textli, Ziya, busylizzie, UserOne, CurrentNobody, timothy21, sudeshnarocks and eulekauzig like this

reposted by CurrentNobody and MissInk

To avoid arguing with dumb people you just gotta agree with them.
They be like
2+2=5
and I'm like
"Hell yea, cause you gotta carry the 1."

#Yep, #JustSayin

BoldDelight, Ziya, sudeshnarocks, UserOne, petegutz2, AndSheCame and kenwats like this

Hey...
If you really want to piss someone off in the middle of an arguement say...
"Imma pray for you."

#JustSayin, #Yep

BoldDelight, Fionacatherine, juliettebravo, Ziya, sudeshnarocks, UserOne, petegutz2, timothy21, kenwats and AndSheCame like this

Ok...
so the schools are closed...
Do we drop the kids off at the teacher's house or what?

#JustSayin

Ziya, sudeshnarocks, UserOne, petegutz2 and kenwats like this

Rent-a-Center coming....
they know y'all home now!

#JustSayin, #LMAO

Ziya, sudeshnarocks, UserOne, petegutz2 and timothy21 like this

I too know what it feels like to sit in the bathroom and cry,
just to come out smiling with your eyes dry.

#Mentalillness, #Depression

roosterbear, BoldDelight, juliettebravo, KnightofSIAL, Ziya, sudeshnarocks, UserOne, petegutz2, timothy21 and AndSheCame like this

reposted by RealA

Talking to some people is like trying to explain the color 4.

#Off, @ErikSmit

Stig300, FrozenNodak, locupleto, Fionacatherine, eulekauzig, Campo, Drakonan, ErikSmit, timothy21, AndSheCame and 4 others like this

reposted by CurrentNobody, BoldDelight and invalid

Are you ever talking to someone and realize that the lights are on but no one's home

#Off

swatchUSA, MyM, UserOne, eulekauzig, Fionacatherine, timothy21, AndSheCame, BoldDelight, sudeshnarocks, CurrentNobody and 2 others like this

reposted by MissInk

Ever meet someone and think to yourself...

Yea, they have someone locked in their basement.

#Off

eulekauzig, timothy21, AndSheCame, sudeshnarocks, CurrentNobody and Ziya like this

You stay here...
I'll fuck off.

#Off, #ReversePsycology

UserOne, eulekauzig, Campo, Fionacatherine, BoldDelight, CurrentNobody, Ziya, bold and timothy21 like this

reposted by Campo

If you have a beard and can't change a tire....
Shave!

#Beard, #JustSayin

eulekauzig, petegutz2, Fionacatherine, Hank-the-knife, DominicLomax, Tim12, sudeshnarocks, MyM and CurrentNobody like this

I hate it when healthy me does groceries...
because now fat me wants a snack!

#JustSayin, #Yep

Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody, BoldDelight and Ziya like this

I match energies,
so go ahead, decide how we're going to act.

#JustSayin, #Yep

busylizzie, eulekauzig, Campo, kenwats, Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody, Ziya, BoldDelight, Bettydent and AndSheCame like this

reposted by Bettydent

My demons would make your demons their bitch!

#Depression, #Mentalillness

MonoGate, Luca.Cheers, illdefined, Campo, eulekauzig, busylizzie, Fionacatherine, DominicLomax, perla.hvozdu, CurrentNobody and 1 other like this

reposted by DarkBlack

Someone asked what I'm going to do when I make it to the top.
I will reach my hand back down for those still climbing.

#DeepThoughts, #Kindness

eulekauzig, Fionacatherine, juliettebravo, CurrentNobody, Bettydent and AndSheCame like this

If i show you a picture on my phone...
Don't swipe left.
Don't swipe right.
Just look.

#JustSayin, #LMAO, #Yep

MonoGate, Campo, Floki, kenwats, Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody, Ziya, BoldDelight, Bettydent, AndSheCame and 1 other like this

reposted by Bettydent

Kindness:

Giving someone your strength instead of reminding them of their weakness.

#DeepThoughts

eulekauzig, Fionacatherine, juliettebravo, CurrentNobody, Acataphasja, Mo81186, AndSheCame and UserOne like this

Everybody has a chapter they don't read out loud.

#DeepThoughts

eulekauzig, CurrentNobody, BoldDelight, AndSheCame and UserOne like this

Never judge a book by it's cover.
Always be kind to people even if they're not kind to you.
You don't know what God's written on today's page of their story.

#DeepThoughts, #Mentalillness, #Depression

CurrentNobody, BoldDelight, AndSheCame and eulekauzig like this

You appear to be fine
but your pillow is stained.
Your face says happy
but your eyes say pain.

#Mentalillness, #Depression

BoldDelight, Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody, Hank-the-knife and Ziya like this

Just because she carries it so well doesn't mean it isn't heavy.

#Mentalillness, #Depression, @Fionacatherine

roosterbear, eulekauzig, BoldDelight, Fionacatherine, Mo81186, CurrentNobody, swatchUSA, Ziya, perellano and AndSheCame like this

**Kids in the 80's hearing the belt whipping out of daddy's belt loops**

Don't need more motivation than that!

#Motivation

CurrentNobody, UserOne and AndSheCame like this

The way you speak to your children becomes their inner voice.

#Motivation

locupleto, perellano, eulekauzig, AlienSpunk, Campo, Acataphasja, roosterbear, AndSheCame, Ziya, swatchUSA and 1 other like this

Underestimate me, that will be fun.

#Motivation

Campo, eulekauzig, Ziya, swatchUSA and CurrentNobody like this

When she finaly says yes to anal but then pulls out a strap on...

Him:
"Wayment!"

#LMAO

AndSheCame, CurrentNobody and Ziya like this

Don't expect her to play her part when you have other women auditioning for the role.

#DeepThoughts, #JustSayin, #Heartbroken

eulekauzig, Ziya, firoz0089, BoldDelight, UserOne, Fionacatherine, AndSheCame, RoutineCost and CurrentNobody like this

It's sad how when you ask someone about love and they tell you about heartbreak.

#DeepThoughts, #Heartbroken

eulekauzig, BoldDelight, juliettebravo, UserOne, Fionacatherine, AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

Anger is just hurt's bodyguard.

#DeepThoughts, #TrueStory

eulekauzig, BoldDelight, juliettebravo, UserOne, Fionacatherine, AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

Dieting is like riding a bike.
Except the bike is on fire.
And the ground is on fire.
And everything is on fire
because you're in hell!

#Yep, #JustSayin

Fionacatherine, DominicLomax, AndSheCame, Ziya and CurrentNobody like this

I see you my friends

@Fionacatherine, @swatchUSA

eulekauzig, swatchUSA, CurrentNobody and Fionacatherine like this

Why...
If the government finds oil or diamonds in your backyard it's theirs but if they find drugs it's yours?

#hmmmm, #JustSayin, #Yep, @Bettydent

Bettydent, CurrentNobody, Fionacatherine and BoldDelight like this

**When someone tells me that I'm being a bitch**

"Wanna see me do it again?"

#Yep, #JustSayin

CurrentNobody, BoldDelight and Fionacatherine like this

"They don't know that we know they know we know."

#I, #miss, #Friends

eulekauzig, CurrentNobody, BoldDelight and Fionacatherine like this

reposted by CurrentNobody

It's
"I'm awake
and everyone else is asleep"
o'clock

#Yep

eulekauzig, busylizzie, CurrentNobody, Fionacatherine and swatchUSA like this

reposted by swatchUSA, RealA and FrankTheTank

Always be yourself.
People don't have to like you and you don't have to give a fuck.

#JustSayin

CurrentNobody, Fionacatherine and BoldDelight like this

I hate it when my body decides to get sick.
I mean seriously,
I gave you a vegetable last week!

#JustSayin

eulekauzig, CurrentNobody, Fionacatherine, BoldDelight and swatchUSA like this

If I ever say
"You want me to be honest?"
Say no!

#JustSayin

eulekauzig, UserOne, Fionacatherine, Ziya, CurrentNobody and JodieT like this

**Every 18y/o guy when the draft is announced **

"It's Ma'am!"

#Yep, #JustSayin, #TodaysGeneration

UserOne, Fionacatherine and CurrentNobody like this

My demons would make your demons their bitch!

#JustSayin, #Depression, #Mentalillness

eulekauzig, UserOne, Ziya, CurrentNobody and JodieT like this

Apparently there are 2 types of flu...

The harmless strain that women and children get and the "near death"
strain the men catch.

#Yep, #JustSayin, #LMAO

eulekauzig, AndSheCame, JodieT, CurrentNobody and Fionacatherine like this

I match energies, so go right ahead and decide how WE'RE going to act.

#JustSayin, #Yep

JodieT, CurrentNobody and Fionacatherine like this

Husband:
Why is every female in this house so bitchy?

Wife:
I've heard of this.
I think our hormones are synced.

Husband:
With the devil?!

#JustForFun, #LMAO

eulekauzig, AndSheCame, JodieT, CurrentNobody and juliettebravo like this

I'm not feeling myself today...
Can I feel you?

#sexting

AndSheCame, DominicLomax, JodieT, CurrentNobody and Fionacatherine like this

What would you ask for if the answer was
"Yes"?

#sexting

AndSheCame, Fionacatherine and CurrentNobody like this

I want to cuddle the fuck out of you

#sexting

eulekauzig, AndSheCame, JodieT and CurrentNobody like this

You are in my inappropriate thoughts.

#sexting

eulekauzig, AndSheCame, Hank-the-knife, JodieT, Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody and juliettebravo like this

If I show you a picture on my phone...
Don't swipe left.
Don't swipe right.
Just look.

#sexting

BoldDelight, AndSheCame, Fionacatherine and CurrentNobody like this

I don't have a dirty mind...
I have a
very sexy imagination.

#sexting

CurrentNobody likes this

I tried to leave my attitude back in 2019 but the bitch followed me!

#Happy2020

BoldDelight, CurrentNobody and JodieT like this

Me:
Kinda sexy the way you put those handcuffs on me.
Will I need a safe word?

Cop:
What the fuck is
wrong with you?!

#JustForFun, #LMAO

TriniTDM, eulekauzig, UserOne, karlokoenig, Fionacatherine, TimBuktu, marksnana, JodieT, albiin, DominicLomax and 6 others like this

reposted by TimBuktu

Screenshots don't bother me.
Take the screenshot.
I know what the fuck I said and I'll say it again!

#JustSayin

JodieT, albiin, CurrentNobody, Ziya, tk93, MyM and AndSheCame like this

"You look like you don't feel good."

"You look mad."

"You look tired."

Bitch, what I look like is someone minding their own fucking business!

#Yep, #JustSayin

eulekauzig, JodieT, tk93, CurrentNobody, Ziya, petegutz2, Fionacatherine and AndSheCame like this

She's pure beauty and she's full of grace but she'll still punch you in the face.

#JustSayin

eulekauzig, albiin, tk93, CurrentNobody, petegutz2, Fionacatherine, AndSheCame and Ziya like this

There's no use in studying me...
you'll never graduate.

#JustSayin

eulekauzig, JodieT, BoldDelight, tk93, DominicLomax, CurrentNobody, Hank-the-knife, AndSheCame and Ziya like this

I'm not sure if I actually have free time or I'm just forgetting shit.

#JustSayin

UserOne, harlequina, JodieT, locupleto, juliettebravo, tk93, nipase, MyM, Fionacatherine, DominicLomax and 3 others like this

reposted by CurrentNobody

Sometimes I think of something so wrong, dark or inappropriate my little black heart skips a beat with delight.

#Yep

eulekauzig, albiin, BoldDelight, tk93, Fionacatherine, DominicLomax, CurrentNobody and AndSheCame like this

When someone shows you their true colors don't try to repaint them.

#DeepThoughts

SirenadeX, locupleto, MyM, eulekauzig, albiin, TimBuktu, BoldDelight, tk93, Fionacatherine and CurrentNobody like this

reposted by BoldDelight

When someone treats you like they don't care...

Believe them.

#DeepThoughts

eulekauzig, BoldDelight, tk93, Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody and AndSheCame like this

Let someone slide just once and they start to think they can fucking ice skate.

#JustSayin

eulekauzig, Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody and AndSheCame like this

I hate when I'm putting off my "I'm a good person" vibe and someone comes along and pushes all of my bitch buttons!

#JustSayin

eulekauzig, JodieT, BoldDelight, Fionacatherine and CurrentNobody like this

No "New year... New me" bullshit.

I'll be the same honest bitch at 12:01 I was at 11:59.

#Happy2020

eulekauzig, Ziya, tk93 and CurrentNobody like this

#HappyNewYear, #Happy2020

eulekauzig, Hank-the-knife, AndSheCame, sudeshnarocks and CurrentNobody like this

I wish Santa would publish his naughty list...
What a great way to meet people!!

#FakeaWish

eulekauzig, CurrentNobody, Fionacatherine, AndSheCame and ZeepBella like this

Those who stir the shitpot should have to lick the spoon.

#FakeaWish

bold, BoldDelight, DominicLomax, CurrentNobody and AndSheCame like this

Dear Santa,

I have been a very good girl this year.

Well, mostly good.

And maybe just part of the year.

You know what?
I'll just buy my own damn presents.

#FakeaWish

BoldDelight, CurrentNobody, Fionacatherine and AndSheCame like this

Boss:
"You should have been here at 8."

Me:
"Why?
What happened at 8?"

eulekauzig, Convo_Ray, DominicLomax, CurrentNobody, AndSheCame, kenwats, Ziya, juliettebravo, Campo and Fionacatherine like this

Coworker:
"Goodmorning"

Me:
"Who hired this bitch?"

#Yep, #JustSayin

CurrentNobody, kenwats and Ziya like this

What dosen't kill you doesn't make you stronger.
It leaves you lying awake at 3am wishing that it had.

#Depression, #Mentalillness

TriniTDM, UserOne, shankarrkn, Hank-the-knife, Fionacatherine, busylizzie, locupleto, nipase, MyM, CurrentNobody and 3 others like this

reposted by CurrentNobody

Depression is our home.

Happiness is just a place we visit.

#Depression, #Mentalillness, #MentalHealth, #Awareness

BoldDelight, CurrentNobody, kenwats and Ziya like this

She comes off as strong,
but she fell asleep crying.
She convinces you nothing's wrong,
but she's just very good at lying.

#Depression, #Mentalillness

CurrentNobody, AndSheCame, kenwats, Ziya and juliettebravo like this

Shout out to all of us fighting battles most people don't understand.

#Depression, #Mentalillness, #HangInThere

CurrentNobody, AndSheCame, kenwats, Ziya and juliettebravo like this

That quiet place inside of her is beginning to get louder and louder.

#Depression, #Mentalillness

CurrentNobody, AndSheCame, kenwats, Ziya and juliettebravo like this

Depression is like a war.

You either win,
or you die trying.

#Depression, #Mentalillness

eulekauzig, BoldDelight, CurrentNobody, kenwats, Ziya and juliettebravo like this

** X off of an ad**

_ I don't like this ad

_ Why am I seeing this ad?

_ This ad overheard my convercations

#Yep, #JustSayin

eulekauzig, streetmedic, ZeepBella, Ziya and CurrentNobody like this

"Do you have any fucks?"

"Nope, go fish."

#Nope, #LMAO

streetmedic, ZeepBella, Ziya and CurrentNobody like this

Dirty mind
or
sexy imagination

#Provocative

eulekauzig, streetmedic, Ziya, AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

Penny for your thoughts...

Five bucks if they're dirty.

#Provocative

eulekauzig, RoutineCost, streetmedic, BoldDelight, ZeepBella, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody and Fionacatherine like this

Today I don't feel like doing anything.

Except you.

I'd do you.

#Provocative

bold, RoutineCost, streetmedic, ZeepBella, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody and Fionacatherine like this

You are in my inappropriate thoughts.

#Provocative

eulekauzig, ZeepBella, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody and Fionacatherine like this

He undressed
her slowly,
his hands exploring,
while his lips wrote poetry on her skin.

#Provocative

eulekauzig, bold, AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

I want to hear you
Gasp

#Provocative

eulekauzig, ZeepBella, AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

"I want to f*ck you so bad right now."

What?!
Damn autocorrect!!

"I meant hey."

#Provocative

eulekauzig, RoutineCost, streetmedic, ZeepBella, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody and Fionacatherine like this

If her bra matches her panties when you take off her clothes....
It wasn't you who decided to have sex.

#Provocative, #TrueStory

eulekauzig, RoutineCost, streetmedic, ZeepBella, CurrentNobody, Fionacatherine and AndSheCame like this

So...

I see you have a beard and tattoos.
Give me a second while I take off my clothes.

#Provocative

eulekauzig, BoldDelight, ZeepBella, Fionacatherine and CurrentNobody like this

9 out of 10 voices in my head say I'm not crazy...

The other one?
Well, she's singing.

#HaHa

eulekauzig, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody, arxvis and Ziya like this

I wish I could sleep but my ADHD kicks in, and well, basically.....

One sheep, two sheep, cow, turtle, duck, Old McDonald had a farm,
Heeeeeey Macarena!!!

#Yep, #Exactly, #WhoElseIsUp?

eulekauzig, Stig300, Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody, arxvis, Ziya and swatchUSA like this

"Are you ok?"
Always the same question.

"I'm fine."
Always the same lie.

#Depression, #Mentalillness, #TrueStory

eulekauzig, mo_saddiction, upupandaway, BoldDelight, CurrentNobody, juliettebravo, swatchUSA, Fionacatherine and AndSheCame like this

Just because I carry it all so well doesn't mean it isn't heavy.

#Depression, #Mentalillness, #Hugs, #to, #those, #who, #relate, @Fionacatherine

eulekauzig, mo_saddiction, upupandaway, BoldDelight, CurrentNobody, ZeepBella, juliettebravo, Ziya, swatchUSA, Fionacatherine and 1 other like this

Strong people rarely have an easy past.

#Depression, #Mentalillness, #YouAreStrong, @itsme.

Andromenadda, eulekauzig, locupleto, BoldDelight, CurrentNobody, ZeepBella, juliettebravo, Ziya, swatchUSA, Fionacatherine and 1 other like this

Cop:
"Step out of the car please."

Me:
"I'm too fucked up.
You get in."

#LMAO

eulekauzig, juliettebravo, Fionacatherine, AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

You ever take a nap so good that you thought you missed the school bus?
But...
It's Sunday...
And you're 46.

#Yep, #JustSayin

Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody and AndSheCame like this

"How are you?"

Alone. Angry. Anxious.
Betrayed. Broken. Depressed. Dying. Empty. Failing. Giving up. Guilty. Hated. Hopeless. Hurt. Lost. Not good enough. Sad. Scared. Stupid. Useless. Worthless.

"I'm Fine."

#Depression, #Mentalillness, #WearingTheMask

eulekauzig, heidierdbeer, schnudelhupf, Ziya, nipase, BoldDelight, Authlander, UserOne, Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody and 1 other like this

reposted by BoldDelight and itsme.

I was raised in the south where
"Keep talking"
means you better shut the fuck up!

#Yep, #JustSayin

UserOne, Fionacatherine and CurrentNobody like this

To avoid arguing with dumb people you just gotta agree with them...

They be like:
2+2=5

So I be like:
Hell yeah, cause you gotta carry the 1!

#LMAO

Fionacatherine, UserOne and CurrentNobody like this

Poor:

When you have too much month at the end of your money.

#Exactly

eulekauzig, UserOne and CurrentNobody like this

Here,
hold my morals...
I've got some sketchy shit to take care of.

#LMAO

TriniTDM, eulekauzig, Stig300, Fionacatherine, CountVlad, UserOne, BoldDelight, Boldomatic, CurrentNobody, AndSheCame and 2 others like this

reposted by Boldomatic and MissInk

Coworker:
"You know yesterday you were being a real bitch."

Me:
"Wanna see me do it again today?"

#24hours, #JustSayin

eulekauzig, UserOne, BoldDelight, AndSheCame, Fionacatherine and CurrentNobody like this

People:
You look so unapproachable.

Me:
Yet here you are.

#JustSayin

Boldomatic, AndSheCame, DominicLomax, UserOne and CurrentNobody like this

You know...
That candle smells like Fireball.

Friend:
"We non-alcoholics call that cinnamon."

#LMAO

Fionacatherine, UserOne, CurrentNobody and streetmedic like this

She conquers more demons in a day than you have seen in your lifetime.

#24hours, #Mentalillness, #Depression, @Fionacatherine

eulekauzig, Boldomatic, AndSheCame, Fionacatherine, UserOne and CurrentNobody like this

Today you are Karma...

Be the reason someone smiles...

Or drinks.

#24hours

eulekauzig, AndSheCame, Fionacatherine, Hank-the-knife, PueppiRazza, UserOne and CurrentNobody like this

One day at a time.

#24hours, #Recovery, #AA

eulekauzig, Boldomatic, BoldDelight, AndSheCame, Fionacatherine, UserOne and CurrentNobody like this

Wake up.

Pretend you're ok.

Repeat.

#24hours, #Depression, #Mentalillness

eulekauzig, Ziya, brainhealthuk, swatchUSA, BoldDelight, AndSheCame, Fionacatherine, Hank-the-knife, DominicLomax, UserOne and 1 other like this

reposted by BoldDelight

Do not fuck with a woman who can do shots of tequila without cringing. She's the type who will fight you with one titty out right in front of the police!

#LMAO

Ziya, Fionacatherine and CurrentNobody like this

I swear you are the reason they have to put directions on shampoo.

#Swear

eulekauzig, roosterbear and CurrentNobody like this

I know I swear a lot...
1. I'm very sorry
2. I'll try to be good
3. 1 & 2 are lies
4. You can fuck off

#Swear

Ziya, eulekauzig, UserOne, Campo, Fionacatherine, AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

reposted by CurrentNobody

I swear my guardian angel's like
"I'm gonna lose my job and wind up in hell with this mother fucker"

#Swear, #JustSayin, #Yep

eulekauzig and CurrentNobody like this

You call them swear words...

I call them sentence enhancers.

#Swear, #JustSayin

eulekauzig, CurrentNobody, MyM, Fionacatherine, AndSheCame, BoldDelight and sudeshnarocks like this

I really do have good taste in clothes...

I just don't have the money.

#I, #Swear

eulekauzig, MyM, juliettebravo and sudeshnarocks like this

Studies have shown that intelligent people swear more than stupid motherfuckers.

#Swear, #JustSayin

eulekauzig, MyM, BoldDelight, sudeshnarocks and AndSheCame like this

I'm just here to post shit I find funny.

If that offends you, just know I find that shit funny too.

#Swear, #Yep, #JustSayin, @Fionacatherine

eulekauzig, MyM, Fionacatherine, sudeshnarocks and AndSheCame like this

I swear...
You can't make
this shit up!

*Me describing my life*

#Swear

eulekauzig, MyM, Fionacatherine, sudeshnarocks and AndSheCame like this

F-BOMB
MOM

I sprinkle that shit like confetti.

#Swear, #Yep, #TrueStory

MyM and sudeshnarocks like this

Only 10 minutes into work and I'm using "Fuck" like a comma.

#Swear

MyM and sudeshnarocks like this

Friend:
"Why do you drop the 'F' bomb so much?"

Me:
"What the fuck is an 'F' bomb!?"

#Swear

petegutz2, eulekauzig, UserOne, busylizzie, Campo, Fionacatherine, MyM, AndSheCame, Ziya, sudeshnarocks and 3 others like this

Mind:
Don't say shit.
Just let it go.
It's not worth it.

Mouth:
"I just find it funny..."

#Yep

eulekauzig, Fionacatherine, shankarrkn, CurrentNobody and AndSheCame like this

reposted by CurrentNobody

There's a fine line between free spirited and crazy and it's usually a prescription.

#Yep, #JustSayin

BoldDelight, Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody and AndSheCame like this

7am:
Too tired to think.

12pm:
Too tired to think.

5pm:
Too tired to think.

Midnight:
*mind thinking*
How do dragons blow out candles?

#Yep, #JustSayin

HashtagAiden, visorvice1, eulekauzig, TyroneNZ, CurrentNobody and AndSheCame like this

reposted by CurrentNobody, visorvice1 and FrankTheTank

I don't trust joggers...
They are always the ones finding the dead bodies.

Just Sayin'

#JustSayin

eulekauzig and CurrentNobody like this

Black man to white man:
"You have never been judged because of
your race."

White man to black man:
"I just was."

#DeepThoughts

Fionacatherine, Hank-the-knife, CurrentNobody and AndSheCame like this

I wonder if life has a smoke right after if fucks me?

#JustSayin

eulekauzig, CurrentNobody and shankarrkn like this

Summer didn't even say bye...
Bitch just packed her shit up and left!

#JustSayin, #LMAO

eulekauzig, JodieT, BoldDelight, capricorn and CurrentNobody like this

The strongest are the ones smiling today like they weren't crying last night.

#Courage, #Depression, @Fionacatherine

eulekauzig, UserOne, Fionacatherine, AndSheCame, Ziya and CurrentNobody like this

She conquers more demons in a day than you have seen in your life.

#Courage

eulekauzig, UserOne, Fionacatherine, AndSheCame, Ziya and CurrentNobody like this

Hairdresser:
"Are you tender-headed?"

Me:
"No, I like my hair pulled."

Hairdresser:
"What?"

Me:
"What?"

#JustForFun, #LMAO

eulekauzig, HippieMermaid, UserOne, Fionacatherine, Ziya, AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

That candle smells like Fireball.

Us non-alcoholics call that cinnamon, Becky.

#LMAO

UserOne, Fionacatherine, Ziya and CurrentNobody like this

People:
You always look so approachable.

Me:
Yet here you are.

#JustSayin

eulekauzig, UserOne, Fionacatherine, Ziya and CurrentNobody like this

We are all brave until we realize cockroaches have wings!

#Courage, #JustSayin, @Fionacatherine

MyM, Fionacatherine, foenix, CurrentNobody and Ziya like this

As the mom of boys...
I hate it when dads of daughters say
"I can't wait to pull my shotgun on my daughter's boyfriend."
FYI...
My son comes home and tells me you pulled a gun on him,
I'm burning your house down John.

#JustSayin

eulekauzig, BoldDelight, MyM, ChrisRota, Fionacatherine, foenix, CurrentNobody, Ziya and AndSheCame like this

Don't judge my side of the fence until you have the balls to jump it.

#Courage, #Judgmental, #people, #don't, #know, #the, #struggle

IAmNerdWord, eulekauzig, HippieMermaid, MyM, Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody, Ziya and AndSheCame like this

reposted by CurrentNobody and uglyteen

Life is like a game
of chess...

** I don't know how to play chess **

#JustSayin

eulekauzig, MyM, Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody and Ziya like this

Cashier:
**Dies at register**

Customer:
"Are you open?"

#JustSayin, #My, #Poor, #Daughter, #Is, #A, #Cashier

eulekauzig, MyM, CurrentNobody and AndSheCame like this

I put my scale in the bathroom corner and that's where that bitch will stay until she apologizes!

#Yep, #JustSayin

BoldDelight, MyM, Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody and AndSheCame like this

They say it won't matter in a year,
but what happens if it does?
What happens if a year later it still breaks my heart?
What then?

#Heartbreak, #WhatThen

eulekauzig, BoldDelight, Fionacatherine, MyM, CurrentNobody, Ziya and AndSheCame like this

Therapist:
And what should you do when you're sad?

Me:
**Add to cart**

Therapist:
No, no, no

#Yep

HippieMermaid, CurrentNobody and Ziya like this

Dear Lord,
Please don't let my husband be home when all my Amazon packages arrive.
Amen.

#LMAO

BoldDelight, MyM, CurrentNobody and AndSheCame like this

sHE'S
brOKen
BECAUSE
sHE
beLIEveD

#Heartbreak

MyM, foenix, kenwats, sudeshnarocks, eulekauzig, Ziya, CurrentNobody, AndSheCame and Campo like this

Always stand up for what is right,
even if it means standing alone.

#Courage, #DeepThoughts

eulekauzig, MyM, foenix, kenwats, sudeshnarocks, Ziya, AndSheCame, juliettebravo, Tim12 and CurrentNobody like this

Courage is knowing
might hurt and
doing it anyway.

Stupidity is the same.

That's why life is hard.

#Courage, #DeepThoughts, #JustSayin

eulekauzig, HippieMermaid, MyM, sudeshnarocks, Ziya, AndSheCame, juliettebravo, Tim12 and CurrentNobody like this

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak.
Courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen.

#Courage, #WinstonChurchill, #DeepThoughts

dor1316, ErikSmit, swatchUSA, bold, Fabriciuz, nipase, JodieT, capricorn, eulekauzig, UserOne and 10 others like this

reposted by MyM

Courage isn't having the strength to go on,
it is going on when you don't have the strength.

#Courage, #TheodoreRoosevelt, #DeepThoughts

eulekauzig, MyM, Fionacatherine, kenwats, sudeshnarocks, Ziya, juliettebravo, Tim12 and CurrentNobody like this

Courage is a love affair with the unknown.

#Courage, #~Osho, #DeepThoughts

bold, Campo, ErikSmit, eulekauzig, Fionacatherine, sudeshnarocks, Ziya, AndSheCame, juliettebravo, Tim12 and 1 other like this

reposted by RealA

Sometimes it takes more strength to live than to die.

#Courage, #Mentalillness, #Depression, #DeepThoughts

ErikSmit, eulekauzig, MyM, ChrisRota, Fionacatherine, sudeshnarocks, AndSheCame, Tim12 and CurrentNobody like this

Can a man be brave if he is afraid?

That is the only time a man can be brave.

#Courage, #EddardStark, #GoT

eulekauzig, MyM, Fionacatherine, sudeshnarocks, AndSheCame, Tim12 and CurrentNobody like this

You thrust the dagger straight through the heart of us and you did it for one fleeting moment of pleasure.

#Heartbreak

CurrentNobody likes this

What hurts the most is knowing a man of such strength was too weak to love a girl of such weakness who loved too strongly.

#Heartbreak

bold, Fionacatherine, sudeshnarocks, Ziya, Campo, DominicLomax and CurrentNobody like this

reposted by DominicLomax

Don't forget to roll your scales back 10 lbs.

#November, #DaylightSavings

Fionacatherine, AndSheCame, harlequina, UserOne and CurrentNobody like this

Moms in November be like...

Kid: "I need more toothpaste."

Mom: "Put it on your Christmas list."

#November, #Yep

eulekauzig, ThemeSubject, AndSheCame, foenix, UserOne and CurrentNobody like this

People are ready to put up Christmas decorations the day after Halloween...

Slow your roll.
Let's eat the damn turkey first!!

#November

eulekauzig, AndSheCame, UserOne and CurrentNobody like this

I have a feeling my
"check liver"
light may come on soon.

#LMAO

ErikSmit, CurrentNobody, MyM and Stokn like this

I love long walks...

...away from people.

#MeTime

ErikSmit, busylizzie, HyperE, petegutz2, wortwurster, BoldDelight, MyM, nipase, swatchUSA, timothy21 and 2 others like this

reposted by CurrentNobody

Of course I like people...
I just feel better when they're not around.

#MeTime

BoldDelight, MyM, timothy21, AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

I went out today for the first time in a long time.
As I was surrounded by people I thought to myself...
This is exactly why I don't go out.

#MeTime

MyM, swatchUSA, AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

It's a beautiful day to leave me ALONE!

#MeTime

MyM, swatchUSA, timothy21, AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

Sorry I haven't been "liking" more posts.
My app not allowing me to view more than 10 or so. It won't scroll any further.

#What's, #going, #on?, @Boldomatic

MyM, AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

My alone time is for everyone else's safety.

#MeTime

MyM and swatchUSA like this

You know,
I still want to be invited...

...but I'm not coming.

#MeTime

codytatman, juliettebravo, BoldDelight, MyM, swatchUSA, AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

Is "UGH" an emotion?

Because I feel that shit to my soul!!

#MostAnnoying

timothy21, BoldDelight, AndSheCame, bold, juliettebravo and CurrentNobody like this

Tell you what...
I'll fuck off,
you stay here.

#MostAnnoying

timothy21, AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

So, you think I'm "cute" when I'm mad?
Well, I'm about to be fucking gorgeous!!

#MostAnnoying

timothy21, bold, juliettebravo, CurrentNobody and Tim12 like this

You say I'm unapproachable...
yet here you are.

#MostAnnoying

Fionacatherine, timothy21, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody and sudeshnarocks like this

When you have had an attitude for the past couple of days and he finally asks you...
"What the fuck is wrong with you!"

It's showtime!!!

#Pretzel, #TwistedSenseOfHumor

sudeshnarocks, JodieT, BoldDelight, AndSheCame, janem803, CurrentNobody and Fionacatherine like this

Yes,
I know I'm going to hell in gasoline soaked panties for laughing but that shit was funny!!

#Pretzel, #TwistedSenseOfHumor

sudeshnarocks, JodieT and CurrentNobody like this

If you could read my mind you would be shocked...
or aroused...
or both if you're awesome.

#Pretzel, #TwistedSenseOfHumor, @Fionacatherine

julia_eddh, sudeshnarocks, BoldDelight, janem803, CurrentNobody, Fionacatherine, ZeepBella and AndSheCame like this

When I die and my family goes through my phone they're gonna be like...
This 'lil nasty bitch.

#Pretzel, #TwistedSenseOfHumor

julia_eddh, sudeshnarocks, BoldDelight, janem803, CurrentNobody, Fionacatherine and AndSheCame like this

Will you go out with me?

Blink twice for yes...
Smell this rag for no.

#Pretzel, #TwistedSenseOfHumor

sudeshnarocks, JodieT, CurrentNobody and Fionacatherine like this

My sense of humor is like a pretzel...

Twisted,
but delicious.

#Pretzel, #TwistedSenseOfHumor

sudeshnarocks, JodieT and CurrentNobody like this

Have you ever looked at someone and thought....

I bet you have someone tied up in your basement.

#Pretzel, #TwistedSenseOfHumor

sudeshnarocks, CurrentNobody and ZeepBella like this

I can just see my guardian angel now...

hanging her head, thinking to herself...
I'm going to end up in hell with this motherfucker!!

#Pretzel, #TwistedSenseOfHumor

sirskitten1, sudeshnarocks, CurrentNobody and Drakonan like this

reposted by sirskitten1

Wanna get in bed and make a pretzel?

#Pretzel

juliettebravo, sudeshnarocks, JodieT, BoldDelight and CurrentNobody like this

Have you ever met someone and want to buy them a toaster?

For their bathtub

#Pretzel, #TwistedSenseOfHumor

sudeshnarocks, BoldDelight, CurrentNobody, ZeepBella and Drakonan like this

What do you mean I'm hard
to shop for?
You know where the liquor store is.

#Pretzel, #TwistedSenseOfHumor

sudeshnarocks, CurrentNobody, Fionacatherine and Drakonan like this

Sometimes I think of something so twisted and inappropriate that my little black heart skips a beat with delight.

#Pretzel, #TwistedSenseOfHumor, @Fionacatherine

sudeshnarocks, BoldDelight, CurrentNobody and Fionacatherine like this

This kid in the park told me smoking was bad for me.

So I popped his balloon with my cigarette and told him so was talking to strangers.

#Pretzel, #TwistedSenseOfHumor

sirskitten1, bold, swatchUSA, ThemeSubject, sudeshnarocks, BoldDelight, arxvis, CurrentNobody, Fionacatherine, ZeepBella and 1 other like this

reposted by sirskitten1

I told my psychiatrist I've been hearing voices.
She told me I don't have a psychiatrist.

#Pretzel, #TwistedSenseOfHumor

BoldDelight, CurrentNobody, Fionacatherine, ZeepBella and Drakonan like this

What doesn't kill you doesn't make you stronger....
It gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechinisms and a dark, twisted sense of humor.

#Pretzel, #Twisted

BoldDelight, CurrentNobody and Drakonan like this

Me:
My Dad says Facebook is being used to spy on us.

Facebook Rep:
First of all,
He's not your Dad.

#Conspiracy

swatchUSA, juliettebravo, kenwats, CurrentNobody, BoldDelight, AndSheCame and ErikSmit like this

Me:
Alexa,
Is the government using our electronics to spy on us?

Alexa:
Seriously,
Do you really have to ask?

#Conspiracy

petegutz2, busylizzie, MyM, swatchUSA, Hank-the-knife, CurrentNobody, AndSheCame and sudeshnarocks like this

reposted by swatchUSA

Me:
Truth or Dare?

Government:
Truth

Me:
Are birds real?

Government:
Dare

#Conspiracy

CurrentNobody and sudeshnarocks like this

Ever look at someone and think...
Yep, you have a person chained up in your basement?

#OMG

UserOne, JodieT, Ziya, Fionacatherine, streetmedic, AndSheCame and kenwats like this

It's just a matter of time before my psychiatrist adds the word 'syndrome' behind my name and publishes our sessions in a journal.

#OMG

eulekauzig, petegutz2, JodieT, Ziya, BoldDelight, CurrentNobody, AndSheCame and kenwats like this

Have you ever said something so bitchy you're like...
Damn, I need to chill!

#OMG, @Fionacatherine

eulekauzig, JodieT, Ziya, siouxz, Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody, streetmedic, AndSheCame and kenwats like this

Friend:
How do you sleep knowing someone doesn't like you?

Me:
With a fan on high.

#OMG, #ICrackMeUp, #lol

JodieT, Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody, streetmedic and kenwats like this

I wonder if you dropped today's youth off in 1987 how long they could make it before curling up in the fetal position with hurt feelings.

#OMG, @Fionacatherine

Stig300, eulekauzig, UserOne, bold, petegutz2, JodieT, BoldDelight, Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody, streetmedic and 2 others like this

reposted by Mathilda

My mind:
Don't say shit,
just let it go.

My mouth:
You know,
I find it funny how...

#OMG

eulekauzig, UserOne, JodieT, BoldDelight, Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody, streetmedic and AndSheCame like this

I am not the type of person you should ever put on speaker phone.

#OMG

eulekauzig, JodieT, Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody, streetmedic, AndSheCame, kenwats and Campo like this

I have reached that age the brain has stopped thinking
'you probably shouldn't say that'
and is like
'go ahead and say it and see what the hell happens.'

eulekauzig, JodieT, juliettebravo, Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody, streetmedic and AndSheCame like this

Have you ever had the urge to just buy someone a toaster...

for their bathtub?

#OMG, @Fionacatherine

JodieT, Fionacatherine and CurrentNobody like this

Have you ever met someone and thought...
you are the reason they put directions on shampoo bottles

#OMG

eulekauzig, JodieT, juliettebravo, CurrentNobody, streetmedic and -Juliane- like this

Have you ever listened to someone and realized the wheel was turning but the hampster is dead?

#OMG, @eulekauzig!

eulekauzig, upupandaway, JodieT, BoldDelight and CurrentNobody like this

Any time I tell someone where I live they are like,
"Omg, that's so far."
Then I'm like,
"Calm down, I'm not inviting you over."

#OMG

eulekauzig, UserOne, busylizzie, JodieT, shankarrkn, sudeshnarocks, BoldDelight, arxvis, kenwats, CurrentNobody and 3 others like this

reposted by monsieur

I may be old fashioned,
but I believe a girl's shorts should be longer than her vagina.

#OMG

MonoGate, eulekauzig, petegutz2, busylizzie, Stig300, JodieT, sudeshnarocks, arxvis, kenwats, CurrentNobody and 4 others like this

reposted by arxvis

She'll be alright...
just not
tonight.

#Heartbroken

sudeshnarocks, eulekauzig, Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody, Tim12, UserOne, MyM and AndSheCame like this

The shattering of a heart while it's being broken is the loudest quiet ever.

#heartbroken

sudeshnarocks, petegutz2, eulekauzig, Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody, Tim12, UserOne, Authlander, upupandaway, AndSheCame and 1 other like this

reposted by FrankTheTank

I poured my heart out...
now it's empty.

#Heartbroken

Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody, Tim12, UserOne, MyM and AndSheCame like this

reposted by Tim12 and monsieur

She was poetry in a world still learning the alphabet.

#Goddess

elidealista, eulekauzig, ThemeSubject, Ziya, Fionacatherine, BoldDelight, CurrentNobody, JodieT, Acataphasja, -Juliane- and 2 others like this

She wears strength and darkness equally well,
the girl has always been half Goddess
half hell.

#Goddess, #~Nakiti, #Gill

HeartOnFire, eulekauzig, ThemeSubject, CurrentNobody, JodieT and MyM like this

reposted by ThemeSubject

Never say,
"That won't happen to me."
Life has a funny way of proving us wrong.

#Lesson

eulekauzig, Fionacatherine, BoldDelight, juliettebravo, kenwats and JodieT like this

If you can't let your past die,
it won't let you live.

#Lesson

PreetWords, Krisargent, SirenadeX, bold, Orkid, Ziya, OnlineGuy, Acataphasja, demondoll, cmeka and 16 others like this

reposted by BoldDelight, eulekauzig, Boldomatic, RoundCoffee, krystal, PrinceJemoo and thura

Be yourself...
everyone else is already taken.

#Lesson

marco_b, eulekauzig, Math_ilda, ChrisRota, kenwats and JodieT like this

You wouldn't worry so much about what others think about if you realized how seldom they do.

#Lesson

BoldDelight, juliettebravo, kenwats and JodieT like this

Thinking is difficult...
that's why most people judge.

#Lesson

zunnoorain, eulekauzig, karlokoenig, BoldDelight, juliettebravo and kenwats like this

When someone truly cares about you they make an effort,
not excuses.

zunnoorain, eulekauzig, RoutineCost, BoldDelight, juliettebravo, kenwats and streetmedic like this

There's a message in the way someone treats you...

Just listen

#Lesson

zunnoorain, eulekauzig, RoutineCost, juliettebravo, kenwats and streetmedic like this

Givers need to set limits because takers rarely do.

#Lesson

eulekauzig, BoldDelight, kenwats and streetmedic like this

Some people pen point every mistake in others but when it comes to correcting themselves,
the pen doesn't seem to work.

#Lesson

zunnoorain, eulekauzig, BoldDelight and kenwats like this

Your mind is a weapon...
Keep it loaded

#Lesson

eulekauzig, BoldDelight and kenwats like this

Life is like an elevator...
sometimes on your way up you have to stop and let some people off.

#Lesson

eulekauzig and streetmedic like this

Before you can understand another person you must swim in the same waters that drowned them.

#lesson

eulekauzig and BoldDelight like this

Recovery is a fight,
and losing means death.

A story of recovery

#BookTitle, #Alcoholism, #Recovery

annemarit and Krusa like this

What I have survived might kill you.

A story of
mental illness

#BookTitle, #Depression, #Mentalillness, @Fionacatherine

Fionacatherine, BoldDelight, DominicLomax, annemarit, juliettebravo and Krusa like this

Trust me,
you will lose everything.
-Alcohol

A story of addiction

#BookTitle, #Alcoholism, #Recovery

Krusa likes this

Sinners judging sinners for sinning differently

#BookTitle, #JustSayin, #Judgements

Krusa, -Juliane-, CurrentNobody and eulekauzig like this

If you can't be kind,
Be quiet

#BookTitle, #DeepThoughts, #DontBeAnAss

Fionacatherine, Krusa, blackboxmagic and CurrentNobody like this

Today is the tomorrow you were worried about yesterday.

#BookTitle, #StopWorrying

Krusa, blackboxmagic, CurrentNobody and eulekauzig like this

Live life to the fullest so when is passes before your eyes it will be the best movie you've ever seen.

#DeepThoughts, #Life, #NoRegrets

Fionacatherine, -Juliane-, CurrentNobody and eulekauzig like this

WTF

The Unanswerable Question

#BookTitle, #WTF, #JustSayin

Fionacatherine, Krusa, BoldDelight, CurrentNobody and eulekauzig like this

I'm so behind on my
bills the power company came and blew out all of my candles like...
"Bitch, we said no lights!!"

#LMAO

GaylrdSprFckr, dor1316, shanncy, UserOne, Acataphasja, JodieT, karlokoenig, MyM and eulekauzig like this

And if I take that first drink I will be right back where I started.
And when I started I was desperately wishing to be where I am now.

#nothanks, #recovery

dor1316, DominicLomax, MyM, Hank-the-knife, eulekauzig and sudeshnarocks like this

Once I take off my bra, don't ask me to do shit.
I've clocked out of life.

#nothanks

MyM, janem803, Krusa and Tim12 like this

I went to war for what we had and you never laced up your boots.

Now you want me to stay?

#nothanks, #Heartbreak

eulekauzig, MyM, Krusa and Tim12 like this

If you show me you don't give a fuck,
I'll show you that I'm better at it.

#nothanks

MyM, janem803, Krusa and Tim12 like this

Wanna play games with me?
Tell you what...
I'll fuck off,
you stay here.

#nothanks

MyM, Krusa and Tim12 like this

Don't expect me
to play my part
when you have
other women auditioning
for the role.

#nothanks

shanncy, FancyPants, akku2730, streetmedic, perellano, locupleto, YeshuaRajiv, sudeshnarocks, OnlineGuy, petegutz2 and 24 others like this

reposted by eulekauzig, Boldomatic, beanme, scc38, rachelkisses, jayfizzzzle, jayfizzzzle and Issac83

People:
"You always look so unapproachable"

Me:
"And yet, here you are."

#People?, #nothanks

MyM, janem803 and Krusa like this

They laugh at me because I'm different.

I laugh at them because they're all the same.

#normal?, #nothanks

BoldDelight, Stig300, Fionacatherine, eulekauzig, MyM, janem803, Krusa, -Juliane-, Tim12 and crafty like this

If I were in a horror movie I'd be the first one to die.

I refuse to spend the last moments of my life running.

Fuck that shit!

#nothanks

BoldDelight, MyM, janem803, Krusa, crafty and Drakonan like this

You will never get back the life you waste trying to be normal.

#normal?, #nothanks

eulekauzig, MyM, janem803, Krusa and crafty like this

Don't expect me to trust you when I'm still coughing up water from the last time you let me drown.

#nothanks

BoldDelight, MyM, Krusa, Tim12 and crafty like this

What time do I get
off on Fridays?

Fuck this shit o'clock!

#nothanks

eulekauzig, MyM and Krusa like this

My desire for overtime pay is outweighed by my desire to not be here.

#nothanks

BoldDelight, MyM and Krusa like this

Me:
I want to lose weight and
get in shape.

Friend:
Wanna go to the gym with me?

Me:
Well, that's a bit extreme.

#nothanks

MyM and mir-jam like this

Forgive and forget?

I'm not Jesus,
nor do I have Alzheimer's

#nothanks

MyM, Krusa and eulekauzig like this

A large group of people is called
NO THANKS

#nothanks

MyM and Krusa like this

I bet people who run marathons for fun haven't heard of sex and alcohol.

#JustSayin

dor1316, Hodir, eulekauzig, arxvis, MyM, ZeepBella, crafty and Fionacatherine like this

I have many personalities...

Which one will you get today?

Spin the wheel motherfucker!

#ManyPersonalities, #GoodLuck

perellano, dor1316, Hodir, springfire, eulekauzig, MyM, shanncy, BoldDelight, ZeepBella, Hank-the-knife and 2 others like this

Felling SASSY today!

#FeelingSassy

Nutritional labels should include a
"What if I ate the whole damn thing?"
section.

#JustSayin, #Yep, @Fionacatherine

dor1316, Hodir, springfire, eulekauzig, Acataphasja, MyM, BoldDelight, ZeepBella, Fionacatherine and Drakonan like this

The wise speak because they have something to say,
fools because they have to say something.

#DeepThoughts

perellano, Stig300, dor1316, springfire, eulekauzig, MyM, BoldDelight, ZeepBella, Fionacatherine and Drakonan like this

Male or female,
no one fucks with you if you put your lipstick on like
The Joker.

#JustSayin

dor1316, Hodir, springfire, eulekauzig, MyM, BoldDelight, ZeepBella and Fionacatherine like this

Most people...

* I hate country music

Dolly Parton...

* Jolene..Jolene..Jolene

Same person...

* JOLEEEEEEEEEEN!!!

#Yep, #JustSayin

eulekauzig, MyM, BoldDelight and ZeepBella like this

Latte

(n.) Italian for "you paid too much for that coffee."

#Yep, #JustSayin, @Fionacatherine

Stig300, dor1316, Hodir, springfire, arxvis, MyM, ZeepBella, Hank-the-knife, Fionacatherine and Drakonan like this

Research has shown that laughing for 2 minutes is just as healthy as a 20 minute jog.

So now I'm sitting in the park laughing at all the joggers.

#JustSayin, #Yep, #LMAO, @Fionacatherine

perellano, Stig300, dor1316, Hodir, springfire, eulekauzig, arxvis, MyM, ZeepBella, Fionacatherine and 1 other like this

Always love a woman for her personality.

We have like 10,
so you can choose.

#JustSayin, #Yep, #LMAO, @eulekauzig

ThemeSubject, ladypoetica, UserOne, Orkid, Bhuvii, dor1316, busylizzie, -Juliane-, springfire, GrummMell and 7 others like this

reposted by eulekauzig and Tim12

I have a lot of great personality traits...

or as my doctor likes to call them...

Symptoms

#Yep, #JustSayin, @Fionacatherine

dor1316, Hodir, springfire, MyM, eulekauzig, Fionacatherine and Drakonan like this

My goal is to lose 10 pounds this year.

Only 15 to go.

#LMAO

Stig300, dor1316, Hodir, springfire, arxvis, MyM, ZeepBella, Fionacatherine and ErikSmit like this

The sun watches what she does,
but the moon knows all her secrets.

#Daylight, #DeepThoughts

kenwats, MyM, janem803, eulekauzig and bold like this

In the daylight you
only see her smile.
But she is like the moon,
part of her is always hidden.

#Daylight, #DeepThoughts

swatchUSA, kenwats, janem803 and eulekauzig like this

Stepping back into the daylight after hiding in the dark is when you're slapped hard with reality.

#Daylight, #DeepThoughts

kenwats, Acataphasja, janem803, JodieT and eulekauzig like this

I went to sleep so late and got up so early I almost passed myself in the hall.

#Daylight, #JustSayin

swatchUSA, kenwats, MyM, janem803, eulekauzig and bold like this

Why is it called beauty sleep if I wake up looking like a troll??

#Daylight, #JustSayin

BoldDelight, swatchUSA, kenwats, karlokoenig, MyM, janem803, eulekauzig and comanzatara like this

I will never understand what those birds are so fucking happy about at 5am!!

#Daylight, #JustSayin

BoldDelight, kenwats, karlokoenig, JodieT, eulekauzig and comanzatara like this

Good Morning my fellow Bolders...
Your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived!

#Daylight

kenwats, JodieT, eulekauzig, comanzatara and janem803 like this

How do you sleep knowing people don't like you?

Me: With a fan on.

#Yep, #JustSayin

BoldDelight, ZeepBella, janem803, Acataphasja, Drakonan, Orkid and kenwats like this

She conquers more demons in a day
than you will see
in your lifetime.

#Depression, #Mentalillness

shanncy, eulekauzig, meohmy, ZeepBella, janem803, Orkid, kenwats and juliettebravo like this

Those who judge will never understand.
Those who understand will never judge.

#DeepThoughts, #Depression, #Mentalillness

eulekauzig, meohmy, ZeepBella, janem803, kenwats and juliettebravo like this

reposted by dolly

Depression is like war.
You either win or
you die trying.

#Depression

BoldDelight, eulekauzig, Fionacatherine, meohmy and kenwats like this

I am not broken.
Life has given me a lot of shit that's been hard to handle,
but I have not broken.
I'm just a little cracked.

#Depression, #Mentalillness, #DeepThoughts

eulekauzig, Fionacatherine, meohmy, ZeepBella, janem803 and kenwats like this

She wears strength and darkness equally well.
She has always been half goddess, half hell.

#Depression, #Mentalillness, #DeepThoughts

busylizzie, shanncy, eulekauzig, Fionacatherine, ZeepBella, janem803 and kenwats like this

She was writing poetry in a world still learning the alphabet.

#DeepThoughts

busylizzie, shanncy, BoldDelight, eulekauzig, Fionacatherine, meohmy, ZeepBella, Acataphasja, juliettebravo and kenwats like this

Don't believe everything
you think.

#DeepThoughts, #JustSayin

eulekauzig, Hank-the-knife, ZeepBella, janem803, juliettebravo and kenwats like this

Isn't it sad when you ask someone about love and they tell you about heartbreak

#DeepThoughts, #Heartbroken

Mai06, JWBarlament, emox, BoldDelight, eulekauzig, ZeepBella, janem803, Acataphasja, karlokoenig, juliettebravo and 1 other like this

reposted by karlokoenig, dolly and Mai06

Male or female...
No one fucks with you when you put your lipstick on like the Joker.

#JustSayin

Mo81186, BoldDelight, juliettebravo, sudeshnarocks, janem803 and eulekauzig like this

reposted by Mo81186

Alcohol is not the answer.

Alcohol is the question.

Yes is the answer.

#JustSayin

juliettebravo, -Juliane- and sudeshnarocks like this

It's a bad omen if a black cat crosses in front of you...
But what happens if you accidently run over it?
I'm thinking I might be screwed!

#omen

Krusa, Ziya, janem803 and sudeshnarocks like this

Thank you for making me so angry that every time I open my mouth it appears I have Tourette's Syndrome.

#JustSayin

BoldDelight, UserOne and MapPizzaReason like this

If you could read my
mind you'd either be traumatized or turned on.

Both if you're awesome.

#Yep, #JustSayin

Drakonan, Fionacatherine, janem803, arxvis, eulekauzig and sudeshnarocks like this

My financial status...

I just rinsed off a paper plate.

#Yep, #JustSayin

BoldDelight, Fionacatherine, janem803, UserOne and sudeshnarocks like this

If I say,
"Truthfully?"
you probably don't want to hear what's coming next.

#TruthBomb

dolly, dor1316, janem803, ZeepBella and MapPizzaReason like this

reposted by dolly

One of the hardest battles in life is the fight between what we know and what we feel.

#TruthBomb, #DeepThoughts

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Pretty words aren't always true,
and true words aren't always pretty.

#TruthBomb

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Everyone wants you to be honest until you're honest with them...
then you're just a bitch.

#TruthBomb

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There's always a little truth behind every
"just kidding"

#TruthBomb

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We all eat lies when our hearts are hungry.

#TruthBomb

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If you can't handle the truth,
don't ask me to me honest.

#TruthBomb

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I'm not mean,
I'm brutally honest.
It's not my fault if the truth hurts.
Here's a bandaid.

#TruthBomb

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Honesty is an expensive gift.
Don't expect it from cheap people.

#TruthBomb

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Isn't it odd that
so much of what
isn't said,
isn't said because
it's the truth.

#TruthBomb

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Be careful how you speak to your children,
your words become their inner voice.

#TruthBomb

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There are two sides to every story,
then there's the truth.

#TruthBomb

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Listen close to people when they are angry,
that is when the real truth finally comes out.

#TruthBomb

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Your actions scream much louder than your words.

#TruthBomb

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Always tell the truth,
even if your voice shakes.

#TruthBomb, #DeepThoughts

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I'm not a bitch,
I'm a teller of unfortunate truths.

#TruthBomb

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If the words
don't add up,
the truth probably wasn't included in the equation.

#TruthBomb

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It's always better to be slapped with the truth than kissed with a lie.

#TruthBomb

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When you tell the truth it becomes part of your past.

When you tell a lie it becomes part of your future.

#TruthBomb, #AllTimeFavorites

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Don't bother studying me...
you won't graduate.

#JustSayin

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You know what's funny?

Lots of shit,
so lighten the fuck up!

#JustSayin

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They should put more tequila in the bottle so there's enough for two people.

#JustSayin

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I stay home alone

listen to music

and think too much.

#TrueStory

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Sometimes I think of something so wrong and inappropriate that my little black heart skips a beat.

#JustSayin

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