mandm12's Posts

so we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.

#fscottfitzgerald, #gatsby

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i í ï ì î i i ? i ? oóòöôõøœ
uúüùûu?

#variety

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Once I cried when my dad was chopping up onions for his sandwich.

I miss onions, she was such a good dog.

#dog, #onions, #9gag

every novel is a mystery if you never finish it.

#internet, #quote, #mystery

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If nothing is impossible, then I've been doing the impossible
all day long.

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I was watching Game of Thrones when my mother told me to clean the bathroom.

"What do we say to the God of Cleaning?
Not today."

She wasn't amused but it was worth it.

#not, #today

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whiskey
tango foxtrot

#ncis, #finally, #tiva

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she keeps losing weight but it keeps finding her.

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I really shouldn't have driven home from that bar last night.

Especially since I walked there.

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I wanted to start a revolution but general laziness tied me with his evil powers to my chair and forced me to eat ice cream.

#revolution

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I jumped on the couch and heard a cracking sound.

Thank God it was only the cat.

#;)

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Sorry if I looked interested.

I'm not.

#boldshirt

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and the oscar for best actor goes to...
SPRING!

for his performance as autumn.

#switzerland, #spring, #actor

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things I hate:

1. yellow posts
2. lists
3. irony

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-Are you an idiot?
-No, Sir, I'm a dreamer.

(J.D.)

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you will marry a professional athlete - if competitive eating can be considered a sport.

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I hate it when someone says that age is just a number.

Age is clearly a word.

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my boyfriend and I are very different.

I exist, he doesn't.

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Dear McDonald's cashier, don't give me that look. There's no age limit on the happy meal.

And don't forget the toy.

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I think the fuck I give went that way.

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women just call me ugly until they know how much money I make.

when they find out, they call me ugly and poor.

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if I had a dollar for every time someone told me I was pretty, I would have exactly one dollar.

thanks, mom.

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whenever I'm sad, I start to sing but then I realize that my voice is worse than my problems.

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my mom wants to talk to me about my immaturity but she can't.
she doesn't know the password to my secret fort.

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kids arguing:
"I hate you! I won't play with you again!"
but after a few minutes they played again and shared toys. why?
because for kids, happiness is more important than pride.
too bad we're all grown up.

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the time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.

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