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Posts Liked by agutierrez

90% of my socks are single, and you don't see them crying about it

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sometimes, the best form of birthcontrol is a good lighting.

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Men use love to get sex. Women use sex to get love. Me? I use coupons to get pizza...

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the brain is the most important human organ, it works 24/7/365.
from the beginning of your life till the moment you fall in love...

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I wanted to start a revolution but general laziness tied me with his evil powers to my chair and forced me to eat ice cream.

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When I was a boy, my mom would send me to a corner shop with 1$ and I'd bring back 2 leaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk, butter, cheese and some marmelade. You can't do that now... Too many fuckin' security cameras.

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Shy on the streets, sexy in the sheets.

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what makes earth feel like hell is our expectation that it should feel like heaven...

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