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justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.

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I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

310

I hate when cashiers ask: "Will that be it for you?"

Um no, I'd like all this invisible shit, too.

22

Fine, we'll compromise. I'll get my way, and you will find a way to be ok with that.

30

I'm that person that will play with the dog at a party.

38

Whenever someone says, "You look familiar. Where have I seen you before?" I like to respond with, "Do you watch porn?"

82

Brains are awesome.

I wish everybody had one.

92

Thanks for pretending not to see me when I was pretending not to see you in order to avoid a miserably awkward conversation that neither of us wanted to have.

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