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Did you know that if you put your ear up a strangers leg you can hear them say:
What the fuck are you doing?!?

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Humility is not thinking less of yourself, it's thinking of yourself less.

C. S. Lewis

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It went horribly right.

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Nicht der ist glücklich, der machen kann, was er will, sondern der, der will, was er machen muss.

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girls are like phones, they like to be held & talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected

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Ich bekomme heute seit langer Zeit mal wieder Besuch.

Weiß gar nicht mehr genau, wie man sich da verhält.

Muss man dafür zu Hause sein ?

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SMS to my wife:
I'll be home in 20 min. If haven't arrived then, read this message again.

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I've got nothing against God. It's his fan club that I can't stand.

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