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YOU SHOULD STOP TELLING LIES ABOUT ME.

OR I WILL START TO TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT YOU.

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Don't worry about the paddles. But, you can be slightly concerned by the nipple clamps and the car battery.

SATAN?!?!?!

4

I have too many things to do... so I'm going to develop a multiple personality disorder...

15

Me: for Christmas I
want a unicorn.

Santa: be realistic!

Me: ok I want a
boyfriend.

Santa: what colour do
you want your
unicorn?

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When I was a boy, my mom would send me to a corner shop with 1$ and I'd bring back 2 leaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk, butter, cheese and some marmelade. You can't do that now... Too many fuckin' security cameras.

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Mick Jagger Day

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do you know that...

a gold fish will turn white if you only keep it in the dark

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Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

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