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I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world -

This makes it hard to plan the day ...

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I let it go though. Because
you also cannot try to cling to reason and stupid at the same time. You pick one or the other.

Bye bye stupid, have a nice day.

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Girls lose weight and their tits get smaller. Guys lose weight and their dicks look bigger... Not fair.

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I'm opening a gym called "Resolutions". It will have exercise equipment in it for the first two weeks, then it turns into a bar for the rest of the year.

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