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I'll have a café mocha vodka valium latte to go please.

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IF YOU WANT TO ACHIEVE GREATNESS STOP ASKING FOR PERMISSION

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Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say “Are you gonna drink that?”

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When I die,
I want to be thrown out of a plane wearing a Superman costume.

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men at
25 play football.
man at
40 play tennis.
man at
60 play golf.

have you noticed that as you get older your balls get smaller?

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what if you just started licking the dentists fingers while they were in your mouth...

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if you aren't living on the edge, you're taking up too much space.

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When a pregnancy test confirms your worst fear: You're just fat.

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