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Posts Liked by tom84

Let's get drunk and fall in love every other weekend.

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We're going to buy a dog or have a child, but can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or our lives.

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If I wanted to please everyone, I were born as Nutella

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Dear Ex,

Please don't be fooled by Adele, you'll never find someone like me.

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If someone hates you for no reason,
give that motherfucker
a reason.

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Don't judge people based on their job. Unless it's a blow job.

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n(ex)t

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If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it in the dictionary between shit and syphillis!

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