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I hate it when I work so much and suddenly it's already Easter and I don't even have one stinky chocolate candy egg in the whole damn house!
:(

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I ain't addicted to the Internet.
I only surf when I have time: lunch time, break time, off time, no time, this time, that time,
any time,
all the time...

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If you're condemned to live in the friend zone,
you might as well improve your interior decorating skills.

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Our lives are like a messy room in complete darkness.
We never know what we'll step on next.

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to catch a spider you need a piece of paper and a glass:

1. write HELP on piece of paper. put in window.
2. fill glass with vodka.
3. drink.
4. repeat until help arrives.

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