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jmelri

A
MAN'S
HOME
IS
HIS
CASTLE,
UNTIL
HIS
QUEEN
ARRIVES.

6

DOES MY BUT LOOK BIG IN THIS COFFIN

6

If you love me enough, you will let me sleep.

6

same shit different shovel

5

I'm an animal in bed.

More specifically a koala. I can sleep up to 22 hours a day.

4

i have three speeds on, off, and don't press your luck.

4

life is not a fairy tale if you lose a shoe at midnight...you're drunk.

4

Blood is really warm
It's like drinking hot
chocolate
But with more screaming

3

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