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NukeSkywalker

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NukeSkywalker

you can't have both feet on the ground and kick ass at the same time

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does running away from my problems count as jogging?

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I love you so much
that I would tell you
if I dropped your toothbrush in the toilet.

91

Most of us can keep a secret. It's the people we tell it to who can't.

140

Apple CEO announces he's gay. Samsung CEO announces he's more gay and water resistant.

75

BY THE WAY,
I'M WEARING
THE SMILE
YOU GAVE ME.

220

When guys wait for the perfect girl, it's Playboy's fault.

When girls wait for the perfect guy, it's Disney's fault.

88

You don't have to be a cowboy to ride off into the sunset.

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