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Sasquatchprime

If I gotta wear a f**king mask I get to start Halloween early!

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Sasquatchprime

No need to drive me crazy, I can walk from here

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I'm not necessarily saying I want to be rich but it would be nice to not have to check my bank account before purchasing Ramen noodles

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Have you ever noticed that the dishes and radio telescopes searching for intelligent life are pointing away from Earth?

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My goal in life is to piss off at least one person a day.

So far I'm about 12 years ahead of schedule

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If you don't swear when you drive then you aren't paying enough attention to the road

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Stop global whining

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You don't truly know a person until you see how they react to their bag of chips getting stuck in the vending machine

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There are some days where the only thing keeping me from throwing in the towel is that it would just create more laundry.

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