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UsualMan

Unusual sense of humour. Often laughs at inappropriate times and occasions. Posting mostly for my own benefit.

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Learn to find magic in the ordinary.

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We're not accepting verbal apologies this year.

Only changed behaviour.

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At my funeral, take the flowers off my coffin and throw them into the crowd, to see who is next.

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I didn't mean to make that face out loud.

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Movements don't tend to wait
for ideal conditions.

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I'm not trying to be difficult. It just comes naturally.

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Just when one of us thinks we got the last word.. it becomes the first word of the next argument.

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You ask me "where do you see yourself in 10 years?"

I'm just trying to make it to Friday.

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