Because of the writer's strike I have been doing my best to help out with some quality material. Here's a hilarious routine I sent Jay Leno but he is not returning my calls: Rex The Wonder Dog lives down the dry lake bed from us. Today he came prancing by and struck a pose and batted his enhanced eyelashes at me. "You are so mysterious and incredibly sexy and we haven't met...yet," he growled. "Did you know I'm a Dog Star?" I shrugged the way cats do, with our whole body. "Are you Sirius?"

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