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I tell everyone that I ran with the bulls in Pamplona, Spain and got gored by an angry bull.

What actually happened was I drunkenly ran through a cow pasture and got mauled by a mad cow. I tell everyone that I ran with the bulls in Pamplona, Spain and got gored by an angry bull. What actually happened was I drunkenly ran through a cow pasture and got mauled by a mad cow.
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