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Me, then: 
I just put my cuppa on the floor. So there's a mug on the floor. Filled with tea. Right there. On the floor.
I won't knock it over.


Me, now:
DAMMIT WHO THE HELL WOULD PLACE A MUG ON THE FLOOR??!! Me, then: I just put my cuppa on the floor. So there's a mug on the floor. Filled with tea. Right there. On the floor. I won't knock it over. Me, now: DAMMIT WHO THE HELL WOULD PLACE A MUG ON THE FLOOR??!!
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