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Owners of dogs will have
noticed that, if you provide
them with food and water
and shelter and affection, they will think you are God.
Whereas owners of cats
are compelled to realize
that, if you provide them
with food and water and
shelter and affection, they
draw the conclusion that
they are Gods.