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Me: *tells dude about scrolling past my ex on social media being in a cute relationship*
Dude: yea, my ex has a bf that's hotter than me too.
Me: oh she's not hotter than me! Don't get me wrong, she's freaking cute. But I'm better looking.
Dude: oh! Well damn! Ok!