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Mom: "Can I use your laptop?" 

Me: *Deletes history, logs out of every site, double checks history, stands over her shoulder the whole time* Mom: "Can I use your laptop?" Me: *Deletes history, logs out of every site, double checks history, stands over her shoulder the whole time*
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