I've already decided at my funeral I'm having a closed casket, but I'm also leaving my phone with one of my closest friends and having them text everyone there: "I want to thank everybody for coming today. I will give $10,000 to the first person who can come get me out of this damn casket"
Then, when they open it, I'm going to have Monopoly money in my hands. 
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