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me: i can literally hear you farting through the wall.

keith: i'm not farting through the wall.

me: you know whay i mean quit it, it's gross.

keith: fine i'll fart less.

me: i just heard you do it again!

keith: this is my apartment, re-named a-fartment and i will fart anywhere in this bitch. me: i can literally hear you farting through the wall. keith: i'm not farting through the wall. me: you know whay i mean quit it, it's gross. keith: fine i'll fart less. me: i just heard you do it again! keith: this is my apartment, re-named a-fartment and i will fart anywhere in this bitch.
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