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it's crazy to say this but today my friend mercalli svendsen and i had this epic conversation, my whole perspective on my perception of life and the universe has changed. forever. ...merc is was just like: yo, do you realize that you are a robot I made out of a broken vending machine I found one night on the shoulder of the highway? I was just like dude ... that is NUTS. All this time I thought I was an alien. crossed with a unicorn. and a microwave. merc is my bff btw. like, never lies. and is never, ever wrong. i just swore when we first met... I swear I remember him calling me a unicorn.