1stHODIR's Posts

veni , vidi , flevit ; i came , i saw , i wept

#gravestone

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When ?... You decide

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im thinkin' im the dick of my neighborhood, cause the guy accross the sreet is an asshole and there is a couple of nuts at the end of the street.

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i have never been in an accident that was caused by me. not includding the making of my children.

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to all who like my posts,a sweet thank you dipped in milk chocolate for you all

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YOLO : the last major dumbass thing you will ever do

#urbandictionary

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i was going thru some old stuff i had collected. and i discovered i am the whole world rapped into one person. i am truly blessed by my daughters to whom i love just as much. always and forever to my children. i luv u

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some of us are so scared of the unknown that we create our own cages

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a friend isn't your friend until they defend you in your absence

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My doctor told me to watch my drinking so I found a few places with mirrors behind the bar.

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third night in a row and i can't friggen sleep :(

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that moment you are in a bathroom stall,reach for the toilet paper,discover there isn't any and you have to ask the guy in the next stall for some....AWKWARD

#awkward

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early to bed early to rise is a sign that you have alot of stuff to do tomorrow. :(

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i had chopsticks once but i used them for kindling in a fire and ate with a fork

#chopsticks

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a fathers love for his children will never end

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once upon a time...
the rest is up to you

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I tend to be awkward if i find you attractive.

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And there it was...
gone

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after being in a few car accidents, the only t-bone i want is on a plate.

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after being in a few car accidents, the only t-bone i want is on a plate.

#meat

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i think i forced my guardian angel to start drinking, ALOT

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some days you are the dog,some days you are the hydrant

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sometimes it's hard to put life into words

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when i was young,i loved;now i am not so sure love exists:(

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Sorry, I'm not perfect. But at least I'm not fake.

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the worst phobia is not trying something new

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the worst phobia is not trying something new

#phobia

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A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

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#myperspective

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the best thing a parent could teach a child is how to respect other people and when to be humble

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i hate it when people text you just to tell you to FUCK OFF.

once upon a time...
only on top a watch...
both sound rediculous :)

#plottwist

is it wrong not to be afraid of death ? i really need to know

Snow Lake, Canada

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i don't know about you , but i prefer to be me

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Snow Lake, Canada

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i don't know about you , but i prefer to be me

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is life living or is living life ?

Snow Lake, Canada

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i have gotten so used to life banging me from behind,that when i meet someone new,i just automatically bend over

Snow Lake, Canada

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all i know for sure is... never mind,i forgot what i was thinking

Snow Lake, Canada

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some people need to go ice fishing and fall thru the ice

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