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misterlab

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key.

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After all is said and
done, a lot more will be said than done.

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Twinkle, twinkle little star lead me to the nearest bar!

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Can you
FUCK
read between
YOU
the lines.

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"I don't think I could stab anyone. Let's be honest, I can barely get the straw in the Capri Sun".

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My doctor told me to watch my drinking so I found a few places with mirrors behind the bar.

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You have to manage your anger around people who can't manage their stupidity.

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The word avacado comes from the Aztec word ahucati which means testicle.

I'll never eat guacamole again!

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