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Sometimes, I sneak up on my alarm clock in the middle of the night and yell "HOW DOES IT FEEL BITCH"

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Adele might set fire to rain, but SpongeBob can make a campfire under water!

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I'm going to go stand outside for hours and when people ask me what I'm doing I'll just be like "I'm outstanding!"

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Weird, me?

Bitch, I'm
limited
edition!

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I'ts my obligation as an attractive person to stand around and let regular people enjoy my face.

Sup, babe.

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BEFORE SEX...YOU HELP EACH OTHER GET NAKED, AFTER SEX YOU ONLY DRESS YOURSELF.

MORAL OF THE STORY: IN LIFE NO ONE HELPS YOU

ONCE YOU'RE FUCKED.

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