BEvans's Posts

when someone tells you they want you to be happy, what they really mean is they want you to be what makes them happy

emiledi77 and hensch like this

So sorry my reaction to YOUR bullshit was more than you could handle.

maybe you shouldn't be such a douche, since you clearly can't deal with being treated the same way back?

emiledi77 and nash like this

a woman is only helpless while her nail polish is drying

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one of those started out good, upbeat, motivated kind of days
that suddenly turns into a hold my hands and cry day.

emiledi77 likes this

when what I'm saying is wrong, or untrue...
when you show, or prove that I'm not right.... I will apologize.

but, not until

you seriously expect someone to kiss your partners ass, for the privilege of being in your life, you're fucked up.

hensch likes this

Bitch, please!

you're so generic, I bet Made In China is stamped on your back.

if you have to tell them you love them a hundred times a day,
they don't believe you anyway.

hensch likes this

I will happily give anybody that reaches for it,

enough theoretical rope to literally hang themselves.

you went out of your way to convince me that you care,
and now that I need your help the most....

you'd rather watch me burn than hand me a glass of water.

aaawwwww, look at you.... thinking you're special! how adorable!

bitch, you are so generic, I bet you came with box!

aaawwwww, look at you.... thinking you're special! how adorable!

bitch, you are so generic, I bet you came with box!

Nothing changes unless
it
has
to.

the <3 wants
what the
<3 wants

if you punch an iPhone in anger,
does Suri auto-dial the domestic abuse hot line?

swag-fiir3 likes this

don't be a bitch to me, because then I'll have to be a bitch back to you....

and, I'm way better at it than you are!

it was so crazy, such a long cold winter back in 2003....
there was you & me, that place.
it's still there, but we are not. only a memory, a passing thought?
but something took me on a trip through time, when I ruled that world, powered by your heart

Demetrius and meohmy like this

To call Al Sharpton a Reverend

is the same as saying

Jeffery Dahmer was a Chef.

•333•

only half evil

meohmy likes this

it's always a bonus when you actually get to witness stupidity hurting the stupid

Fuck you Christmas

and that goes for all the rest of the "gift" giving holidays too!
Fuck all y'all ~

there goes all the prestige of Cuban cigars....

Demetrius likes this

Cuba!

now available to experience American exploitation.

Oh, the diplomacy

sofa

king

tired

nash likes this

only 16 days until Christmas is over!
I can't wait. ..

meohmy likes this

I seriously question any Christian that claims they do not believe in ghosts.

mdsnn72 likes this

can't stop thinking~

thinking about not thinking about things it doesn't help to think about

Proceline, meohmy and Demetrius like this

hold

breathe

ready yourself

the moment has at last arrived

nash likes this

Maybe you think alike because you are sharing one brain

meohmy and nash like this

you're the kind of person that will have to hire pallbearers.

meohmy likes this

This is the

TOMORROW

you spoke of
yesterday.

meohmy likes this

poverty is not sufficient enough an excuse for ignorance.

perellano, dor1316 and meohmy like this

It's no secret.
It's just not your business.

Reposted from Ms_Ntlebi

it's amazing how much "civil unrest" could be resolved or corrected with a basic Civics lesson.

dor1316 and meohmy like this

Helen of Troy doesn't have shit on me

meohmy likes this

once upon a time there was an entire month between Halloween and Christmas.

you judge me because I'm not monochromatic, but I don't judge you for being plain.

Love what you have before life teaches you to love what you've lost.

Reposted from nash

Proceline and meohmy like this

nothingness thrives in negative environments.

meohmy likes this

nothing kills creativity like doubt in one's self

deadline =
the point when there is no longer any time left for your bullshit.

meohmy likes this

Dear dad,
Your midlife crisis will not include the daughter you chose to leave behind.

Have you ever noticed that a woman's
"be ready in 5 minutes"
and a man's
"be home in 5 minutes"
are exactly the same?

Reposted from anonymous

I let you have yesterday, you don't get to have today... and there will be no tomorrow.

Moon-D and meohmy like this

To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else -

is the greatest accomplishment

Reposted from anjellica

an optimist is simply the one who has not yet heard the news.

you feed the madness, then the madness feeds on you.

Moon-D likes this

we do not live in a democracy,
we live in a republic.

I'm not stupid, and since I'm not seeing you....
I'm not fucking stupid either!

Super Hero sequels today are the Horror movie sequels of the 80's

Moon-D likes this

a person has to get a license to do everything, except breed.

Moon-D, beautifulqueen and meohmy like this

History is written by the victorious, and they are betting on your willful ignorance.

meohmy, beautifulqueen and bold like this

The most potent muse of all is our own inner child

~Nachmanovitch

imagination is the highest kite one can fly

~Lauren Bacall

beautifulqueen likes this

anyone willing to fight for what they want, deserves to have it.

beautifulqueen likes this

worry is just a meditation on shit

Moon-D likes this

if you're promising me the moon,

I will be expecting it's delivery.

Pesca likes this

fear is a choice

you wonder why I don't believe you, when all I've ever heard you do is lie

Pesca and hazzmatt like this

I love long walks, poetry, and poking dead things with a stick.

if at first you don't succeed, failure might be your thing.

Krisargent and hazzmatt like this

don't trust anyone that can't take their own advice

Moon-D and meohmy like this

Don't forget that blow jobs are like flowers for men.

Reposted from anonymous

Moon-D likes this

the past and the future are irrelevant...

the moment is everything.

Moon-D likes this

not all who wander are lost, they just can't read a map.

Moon-D and meohmy like this

it's not you, it's me.... no, wait, it's you.

I strive to be the person my dog thinks I am.

Proceline, Pesca and meohmy like this

don't put off something until tomorrow, when you can get someone else to do it today.

meohmy likes this

I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you.....

you're just not participating.

meohmy and bold like this

Disturb the comfortable.

Comfort the disturbed.

Moon-D likes this

there is a degree of freedom within the embrace of insanity.

Dating an ex is the equivalent of failing a test you already had the answers to.

Reposted from nash

I would agree with you, but then we'd both be WRONG !

ikyoulikey, Luenchen, niniel and meohmy like this

reposted by niniel

the past is just the story we tell ourselves.

I am not here as a
witness

often the penis is rarely worth putting up with the dick it's attached to.

hazzmatt, bold and Moon-D like this

there is no such thing as a normal person.