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HIGH SCORE!! WooHoo!!

Sorry that reality is f-ing up your life of luxury.

My life is a big party. Too bad the only guests are;

Shame...Regret...bitterness... Resentment..and Despair.

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I've painted myself into a corner....and the room is flooding....and the water is filled with sharks.

Living the dream.

Doctor's Appointment

Hope?
Help?
Cure?
Time with loved ones?

Bad news?
Terrible news?
Horrible news?
Old magazines?

I have magic powers.......Everything I touch turns to shit.

shit shit

I'm surrounded

shit shit

These Days...

Everything Seems To Either Be My Responsibility...

Or My Fault.

Bitterness, resentment, and complaints are NOT required sentence structure elements.....they don't have to be part of every damn thing that comes out of your mouth.

REPORT CARD

SUBJECT GRADE

Happiness F
Health F
Finance F-
Family F
Faith F
Friends F

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Hope
Faith
Worth
Meaning
Purpose

-less

walls

clo-
sing

in

Swimming in my own shit?......

Check!

~ ~ >{)))}>

#escapetheaquarium

painted
into
a
corner

I'm between a rock and a hard place.

Location. Location.
Location.

I can't be mad at them for pointing out the fact that I painted myself into a corner.

I just know that they will pull the curtain back and laugh like hell when they reveal the charlatan for the fake that he is.

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If this is just a nightmare, can we just skip to the part where I wake up screaming?

Dear gossip-mongers.....STFU

Failure is not an option..it's an f-ing guarantee.

If you try to sweep all your shit under the rug, all you end up with is a rug with a big shit-shaped lump that is visible to all.

A job in sales is like kicking yourself in the balls for 8 straight hours a day.

I'n not depressed.
I'm just totally bummed about my like being a miserable shit-fest.

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2014: Translated means "Year of Total Shit".

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* * * * * * *
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F M L

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2014 was my worst year ever. 2015 promises not to outdone.

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The truth sucks.

It merely pulls back the curtain exposing the fact that I am an old lever pulling fake, and not some great and powerful version of myself.

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Behold the big fucking fake! Marvel at his amazing powers to fuck anything and everything up!

Please don't feed the animal, and keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times.

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Remember how crushed Charlie Brown felt when he thought he killed the little Christmas tree?

Every day I have that same feeling.

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I think they have all figured out what a big fucking fake I am.

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If painting myself into a corner was considered art, my life would be a fucking modern art masterpiece.

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All the chains and strings in my life just whip the shit out of my dreams.

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Fuck all this being a grown up shit!

(Except sex...that's shit is pretty cool)

Open Letter: Dear supermarket checkers. If you touch slimy raw meats, can you somehow clean your hands ( hint...hand sanitizer) before you stick your bacteria covered hands all over the food I am paying a fortune for?

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Open Letter: Dear supermarket shoppers....Place your disgusting raw meats in the fucking plastic bags you worthless slobs!

sometimes I am tongue-tied around you because I know the only thing that would come out of my mouth is me saying how much I want to spend every minute of the rest of my life with you

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Oh Captain, my Captain.

we miss you so

CroNuts......Get in my belly!!

How could that idiot leave you, when I would give my left nut, and my right one, to be with you.

$If only I meant a fraction to you of how much you mean to me.$

I hate my job as much as it hates me.

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Roses are red...
Violets are blue...
My sister-in-law is a fucking bitch

Life's a bitch....then my kid bro married one. Actually, she is a raging psycho "see you next Thursday".

Dear bitches who just stopped at Chipotle. Yes, that parking sign does apply to you. Stupid stuck-up assholes.

At doctors....

no knives
no needles
no knives
no needles
no knives
no needles

....a TMNT bandage would be cool though

The fucking ya got ain't worth the fucking you'll get.

Fuck this work shit. I want to go to Amsterdam, drink awesome cappucinos, eat killer pancakes, and gorge myself on appletart.

tomorrow, i have to go to the doctor for a "procedure".

translation....

some asshole is going to ram something big into someplace small

FML

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when i grow up, i want to move as far away from myself as i can get

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