cluv1's Posts

Why do fat boys have sexy girlfriend? Because sixpack boys have hot boyfriends.

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I'm gonna hug you so tight, all your broken parts will stick back together

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It's 7a and
I'm already thinking about my #MidnightSnack

#MidnightSnack

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Sometimes in life, when one door closes, a better one opens.

#love, #life

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I can't wait for my #MidnightSnack

#MidnightSnack

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If you can love the wrong person that much, imagine how much you can love the right one.

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I would love a #MidnightSnack right now but I'm too lazy to get up & get him... I mean it.

#MidnightSnack, #Breakfast, #Lunch, #Dinner, #Snack

Who wants to get up for a salad as a #MidnightSnack when they can toss 1 easier in the comfort of their/your own bed... ;)

#MidnightSnack, #Breakfast, #Lunch, #Dinner, #Snack

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I wish you were my midnight snack...

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#MidnightSnack, #Breakfast, #Lunch, #Dinner, #Snack

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It's almost midnight... I'm still the best #MidnightSnack...

#MidnightSnack, #AND, #Breakfast, #Lunch, #Dinner, #Snack

its a joke not a dick, dont take it so hard.

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I am the 'Midnight Snack.'

#MidnightSnack

i am the 'Midnight Snack!'

#MidnightSnack

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I dont get Drunk
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I get Awesome

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I love the kind of hugs where you can physically feel the sadness leaving your body.

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A 'ship ' is designed to take u places. So if your friend'ship', partner'ship', companion'ship' or relation'ship' isn't ..... ABANDON SHIP!

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People who shine from within don't need a spotlight.

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You're never too old to throw random shit into people's shopping carts when they aren't looking.

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Some days, I look back on my life

And I'm EXTREMELY impressed that I'm still alive. ;-)

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Fitness Level 1: I pulled a muscle in ass just by crossing my leg.

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"Who the fuck stole my...
nevermind found it."

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@Ms_Ntlebi.

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The thing about smart mother fuckers is they sound like crazy mother fuckers to stupid mother fuckers

@crishoni4280

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You cannot hang out with chicken and expect to soar like an eagle.

Evaluate your friendship on a regular basis.

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It's nude o'clock.

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@ivo_mog

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Tomorrow's a new day and another chance to fuck things up just a little bit differently.

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I'M A BAD PERSON WITH A GOOD CONSCIENCE.

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I don't know what's real anymore because I only have conversations in my head.

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I found your nose.

Its in my business again.

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You're only alive because I shed way too much hair to ever commit murder.

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Someone told me I'm too hard on my kids...

Yeah, and that's why they aren't little assholes.

Like yours...

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Remember when you're mom used say shit like, 'Imma knock you from here to Timbucktoo'?......
Where the hell is Timbucktoo?!

I found your nose.

Its in my business again.

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Women want someone who can make them laugh and someone who they feel safe with,
so basically, a clown ninja.

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if you're going to be a smart ass, 1st you have to be smart, otherwise you're just an ass.