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Ladies, lets take extra long to look stunning for all the guys we'll be ignoring tonight.

137

Dear Ex,

Please don't be fooled by Adele, you'll never find someone like me.

203

I still have no idea why it's called a beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a fuckin' troll!

168

FEED
YOUR
OWN
EGO
I'M
BUSY

63

Normal is getting
dressed in clothes
that you buy for work
& driving through traffic
in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, aaaand the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to leave in it...

55

I don't approve of political jokes

I've seen too many of them get elected.

85

$do I have time for your bullshit? no no no no no no \_ no no no no no no$

126

"On the journey to myself
I've been so many people."

66

We all think we're smart
until we try to turn on
someone else's shower.

44

You're You are
Your It belongs to you
They're They are
Their It belongs to them
There A place
We're We are
Were Past tense of are
Where A place
Then A point in time
Than A method of comparison
Two The number 2
To Indicates motion
Too Also or excessively

IT'S REALLY NOT THAT HARD, IS IT?

91

If I'm still able to walk to the kitchen after sex, you don't deserve a sandwich.

128

Common sense is a flower that doesn't grow in everyone's garden.

102

I know everything happens for a reason, but sometimes I wish I knew what that reason was.

92

Don't like sex? Don't have it.
Don't like drugs? Don't use them.
Don't like abortions? Don't have one.
Don't like cigarettes? Don't smoke one.
Don't like gay marriage? Don't get one.
Don't like porn? Don't watch it.
Don't like alcohol? Don't drink it.
Don't like guns? Don't buy one.

Don't like your rights taken away?
Then don't take someone else's.

81

I'm not a princess, I don't need saving!

I'm a queen, I got this shit handled!

64

"Be a good
person, but
don't waste
time to prove it."

108

It's about who you miss at 2pm in the afternoon when you're busy, not 2am in the morning when you're lonely.

88

How to stop time?
KISS

How to travel in time?
READ

How to escape time?
MUSIC

How to feel time?
WRITE

How to waste time?
SOCIAL MEDIA

83

I don't like to think before I speak, I like to be just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

71

"Who the fuck stole my...
nevermind found it."

75

The mini
heart attack
you get
when you
miss a step
going down
the stairs.

65

I'm a woman. I don't know what I want, but I get mad if I don't get it.

73

"Maybe we'll meet again, when we're
slightly older and our minds are less
hectic, and I'll be right for you and
you'll be right for me. But right now, I
am chaos to your thoughts and you
are poison to my heart."

61

I was gonna take over the world
this morning, but I overslept.

Postponed.

Again.

66

I hate the phrase

"kids will be kids"

I think it should be replaced with

"bad parenting results in assholes"

44

If you find it necessary to judge me by my past, don't be surprised if I find it necessary to put you there.

59

Seeing a spider is not the problem. It becomes a problem when it disappears!

77

One day I will rule the world, until then I'm going to bed.

52

"I didn't fall in love with you. I walked into love with you, with my eyes wide open, choosing to take every step along the way. I do believe in fate and destiny, but I also believe we are only fated to do the things that we would choose anyway. And I'd choose you; in a hundred lifetimes, in a hundred different worlds, in any version of reality, I'd find you and I'd choose you."

58

$(•_•) <) )> When you're ready / \ ( •_•) <( (> Come and get it / \ (•_•) ~( )~ NA NA NA NA$

28

Remember,

people say 'I love you' in different ways...

'eat something'

'get some sleep'

'have my fries'

'yeah i'll buy it for you'

64

I'm so hungry I could eat my own cooking!

56

COFFEE -

A magical substance that turns, "Leave me alone or die", into "Good Morning, Honey!"

49

You know your childhood is over when, you fall asleep on the sofa and when you wake up, you're still on the sofa.

36

There are five types of fear.

1. terror
2: panic
3. 14 missed calls from mom
4: username or password is incorrect
5. we need to talk

67

Respect yourself enough to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy.

42

Not friends nor enemies.

Just strangers with memories.

65

One of these days, you're gonna catch a cold from the ice inside your soul.

28

I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day and I believe in miracles.

47

It's much better to know
and be disappointed,
than to never know
and always wonder.

41

That lie you're living...

How's that going?

31

I often wonder, what would the child you once were think of the adult you have become.

49

Keep rolling your eyes.

Maybe you'll find a brain back there.

54

Step aside coffee, this is a job for alcohol.

52

It's never too late to shut the fuck up and mind your own fuckin' business.

39

Don't start your day with the
broken pieces of yesterday.
Every morning we wake up is the
first day of the rest of our life.

54

"I trust everyone. It's the devil inside them I don't trust."

38

"I'm pretty, but I'm not beautiful. I sin but I'm not the devil. I'm good, but I'm not an angel."

34

I'm not an asshole. I'm actually one of the nicest people you'll ever meet. You're just pissed because I see right through your bullshit!

41

You never realize how
lonely you are until it's
the end of the day and
you got a bunch of stuff
to talk about and no one
to tell it to.

45

I think one day I'm going to open an ice cream shop and name the flavors things like

"don't be sad",
"he's a jerk",
"she doesn't deserve you",
and "you'll be fine".

44

Compering yourself
to others is an insult
to yourself.

48

I U S E D T O
S L E E P A T
N I G H T

41

Don't mix bad words with a bad mood. You'll have many opportunities to change a mood, but you won't be able to replace words you spoke

44

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 3 hours? in 9 years? no one can be sure

37

The moral of this story is that no
matter how much we try, no matter
how much we want it...some stories
just don't have a happy ending.

47

Today's going to be a good day!
Probably not for me!
But for somebody!

40

My door
is always
open.

Hopefully
you'll leave.

39

Nobody ever really knows how much anybody else is hurting. We could be standing right next to somebody who is completely broken and we wouldn't even know.

42

When your phone doesn't have enough battery to take pictures or make a call, but has enough battery to remind you every 10 fuckin' seconds that the battery is low!

41

I just love seeing people walking by with little smiles on their faces because something small happened that made them happy. Maybe they got a cute text, maybe they got laid, maybe they killed a man. You never know.

45

I'm not anyone's first choice. I'm not anyone's favorite. People may tell me I mean a lot to them and that I'm special to them, but I know there's someone they will always choose over me.

36

maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate just one time

58

"Cause you never think that the
last time is the last time. You
think there will be more. You think
you have forever, but you don't."

53

I'm the type of person who enjoys being alone.
I like to walk home alone with my music.
I like to stay home alone Friday nights.
I just like quiet and time to myself.
But I don't like being alone for a long time.
I don't like to be alone for a long time for the bad thoughts to take over.
I guess what I'm saying is that I like being alone,
BUT I HATE BEING LONELY.

56

My phone's in my hand almost every second of the day so if you think I'm ignoring you, I probably am.

28

"Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing that you have left is a hole in you life where that somebody that you cared for used to be."

32

I

refuse

to

become

what

you

call

NORMAL

53

Sometimes just because
you can,
doesn't mean
you should.

30

It's not the breakup that hurts the most. It's the post trauma that follows. It's the waking up and checking your phone for messages that aren't there. It's like starting your life over again and you have no idea where to begin.

59

My brain has too many tabs open.

52

Tomorrow's a new day and another chance to fuck things up just a little bit differently.

31

I dream of giving birth to a child who will ask:

'Mother, what was war?'

34

I realize that people that smile and laugh the most are the ones who are suffering the most.

Because laughter isn't only the best medicine, it's also the best disguise.

36

...listening to a song and
remembering exactly what life
was like when you first heard it.

47

It's no secret.
It's just not your business.

50

Stop asking if
I'm okay,

I'm tired of lying

43

If you ever have to choose between me and someone else, pick them. I don't wanna live the rest of my life with someone who is going to question if they made the right choice.

49

The truth, and reality, hurts.

So we lie.. to everyone, but especially, to ourselves.

24

Soda became vodka, bikes became cars, kisses became sex.

Remember when dad's shoulders were the highest place on earth, and mom was your hero?

Race issues were about who ran the fastest, war was only a card game. The most pain you felt was when you skinned your knees, and goodbyes only meant until tomorrow.

And we couldn't wait to grow up!

50

Relationships are like garage sales. From a distance they look interesting, but up close it's just a bunch of bull shit that you don't need.

35

If I had spoken to my parents the way some children do now, I wouldn't be here today to share this post.

Some children need to learn the meaning of respect.

33

But at some point you have to stop
being so angry, you have to stop
being so sad, you have to stop killing
yourself and start being gentle with
yourself. At some point you have to
just let it all go and be happy, you
have to spread love instead of being
afraid of it. You have to love yourself
and everyone around you before it's
too late. Don't waste time being
unhappy over trivial things hunnie.
Don't do it. Don't do it to yourself and
don't let other people do it to you.

33

I live for that moment when
my phone is fully charged
so I can unplug it and roll to
the other side of the bed.

35

YOU HEAR, BUT YOU DON'T LISTEN

28

Excuse me, please move away from the sunlight I hate the smell of burning plastic.

23

Your clothes should be tight enough to show you're a woman, but loose enough to show you're a lady.

41

Kiss me if I'm wrong but dinosaurs still exist, right?

39

Don't pay attention to this post, I'm standing alone in public so I'm doing this to make it look like I'm texting.

40

If you don't have anything nice to say, bold that shit.

33

When asked
"what's wrong"

I always answer
"nothing"

because it is
so much easier
than to say
"everything"

30

i pretend i don't care, but deep down i really still don't care

28

You're a bitch
You're a b
You're a
You're
You
Yo
Y
You
You're
You're a
You're a bi
You're a bitch
Oh, you're still a bitch

23

Oh!

I still get humans in my stomach when I think about it.

-Butterfly

39

I see you're eating spaghetti
while wearing a white t-shirt.

Well, I also like to live dangerously.

38

Coffee, you are
on the bench.

Alcohol, suit up.

29

"Four walls does
not mean 'HOME'."

39

and if you're gonna leave
someone at least tell them why,
because what's more painful than
being abandoned is knowing you
aren't worth an explanation.

40

BIGGEST COMMUNICATION PROBLEM

We don't listen to understand,
we listen to reply.

37

I don't care if you think I'm a bitch, as long as I made you think.

24

DON'T JUDGE
MY CHOICES
WITHOUT
UNDERSTANDING
MY REASONS

47

A beautiful face cannot hide an ugly heart for long. Who you are on the inside will eventually show up on the outside.

26

If you don't use an empty house to sing obnoxiously off key naked or in your underwear then you're doing life wrong.

25

Self-confidence is the best outfit,
rock it and own it.

39

I always say "morning" instead of "good morning". If it were a good morning I'd still be in bed instead of talking to people.

40

I have been putting a lot of thought into it and I just don't think being an adult is gonna work for me.

27

Don't let your ears hear what your eyes didn't see, and don't let your mouth say what your heart doesn't feel.

44

We worry about
tomorrow like it's
promised.

33

THIS IS AMAZING!

Repost this bold in 3 minutes and NOTHING will happen!

I tried it twice and it worked both times ABSOLUTELY NOTHING HAPPENED!

29

You can choose your words.
But you cannot choose the
effect they can have on people.

38

"A career is wonderful
but you can't curl up
with it on a cold night."

30

"Suicide does not end chances of life
getting worse, suicide eliminates the
possibilities of it ever getting better."

34

"...and then I felt sad because I
realised that once people are broken
in certain ways, they can't ever be
fixed, and this is something nobody
ever tells you when you're young."

34

"When you're on top of the world, do yourself a favour and just enjoy the view instead of looking for ways not to fall."

26

The centre of a donut is 100% fat free

33

Couldn't care less about how old you are, if you don't respect me then I ain't gon' respect you!

20

No one ever gets tired of loving.

But people may get tired of waiting, assuming, hearing lies, saying sorry and hurting.

31

Just because you're
trash doesn't mean you
can't do great things.

It's called garbage can,
not garbage cannot!

34

so many countries
i wanna visit
so many experiences
i wanna try
yet i'm stuck here
doing the same
thing everyday
again and again.

23

Been there, done that, got the t-shirt and I'm wearing it!

17

I'm beginning to trust you.
It's scaring me.
I'm giving you new ways to hurt me every single day.
What's strange is.
I don't actually think you will.

31

I need a longer weekend,
because I need more time
to do absolutely nothing.

28

The way you treat other people
says a lot about who you are.
Be careful. Your actions are screaming over your words.

43

Today marks a year since Tata Nelson Mandela left us.

South Africans and the world will be remembering his teachings, love and humanity.

His spirit still lives on.

25

Don't start an argument
with a girl because we
all have 45030194 GB
memories and will bring
up something you did at
14:27PM on 23/04/2008

36

you were my cup of tea,

but I drink champagne now

40

everybody values honesty until they have an ugly baby

28

You're the jelly to my burger,
the knife to my soup,
the glitter to my sushi,
and the ketchup to my icecream.

My point is, you're worthless.

25

Seize the day, because believe it or not, each and every one of us in this room is one day going to stop breathing, turn cold and die.

24

Anything you say will be used against you, in an argument, 10 months from now, because I'm a woman.

And we never forget.

Anything.

Ever.

38

I'm a strong,
independent woman.

Until something heavy
needs to be lifted.

41

I'm not mad. I'm hurt. There's a difference.

22

Of course I speak my mind.

My head would explode if I kept all this bitching to myself •

27

I accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to pull my blanket up and if that doesn't accurately describe my life I dont know what does.

41

Forget drugs and sex for now. Parents please talk to your kids about their grammar and spelling.

23

I hate the word "HOMOPHOBIA". It's not a phobia.
You're not scared.
You're an asshole.

24

My only relief is to sleep.

When I'm sleeping, I'm not sad, I'm
not angry, I'm not lonely, I'm nothing.

37

Every year you pass your birthday and know that you were born that day, but every year you pass your death day and have no clue.

29

ALWAYS
BE
A
LITTLE
KINDER
THAN
NECESSARY

30

How am I supposed to forget about you when every time I go outside I see things that remind me of you, like garbage cans and dog shit.

22

"Like a wild animal, the truth is
too powerful to remain caged."

27

I think one of the scariest things in
this world is that you'll never know
what people's intentions are with you.

29

I can feel you forgetting me

34

As long as I love, you will live. As long as I live, you will be remembered. As long as I love, you will be loved.

Grief is not a disorder, a disease or sign of weakness. It is an emotional, physical, and spiritual necessity, the price you pay for love. They only cure for grief is to grieve.

Happy Birthday Mommy, I miss you every day.

22

and sometimes you don't
get closure, you just have to move on.

31

I plugged a USB
in on the first try.

There's nothing
stopping me today.

43

Disagreeing with someone
JUST TO PISS THEM OFF.

19

Don't fall in love with the idea of love. So often we force a relationship trying to live a fairytale, but end up in a nightmare. If it's not real love, let it go.

32

You are fragile. You are capable of being broken. We all are. Stop acting as if everything's fine. Cry. Scream. Let it all out. But don't hurt yourself. Hurting yourself because you're broken will make the situation worse. Speak out to someone. Seek for help. That doesn't make you look weak. Having someone who listens to you will actually make you feel lighter. It's as if they're your umbrella amidst the storm; your pillar of strength. If it seems like no one's on your side, you are definitely wrong. You are not alone. So go and start picking up the fragments and fix yourself.

32

Dear Ex,

My wish for you is, that this life becomes all that you want it to, your dreams stay big and your worries stay small. You never have to carry more than you can hold! I wish you happiness and good health, I am not a bitter person, nor will I ever give you power over my life for what you did wrong to me. I can't bring myself to hate when I once loved you, how could I? In the end, no one is at fault for what became of us. Till our paths cross again, it was a pleasure and a privilege loving you.

27

I came online to check the weather.

That was 11 years ago.

30

Sheet ripping,
Sweat dripping,
Loud screaming,
Hair pulling,
Ass smacking,

32

I've got to stop with
this flirting shit!

I almost got myself
into a relationship.

36

NEVER
LET
YOUR
LOYALTY
MAKE
A
FOOL
OF
YOU

31

I can't believe drawing a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x prettier.

22

I'm a Victoria's secret model.

It's just a secret not even Victoria knows.

15

2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in.

19

I remember when you meant nothing to me. I wasn't aware of your existence, but now you're the reason why I have these awful bags under my eyes; I stay up till 4AM thinking about you.
It's bizarre how a person could mean nothing to you, but in a matter of hours, days, weeks, or months, they could mean the world to you even if they make your heart drown in a sea of regret and leave a hurricane of bittersweet memories behind.

29

We're adults and busy, no reason to be in constant contact with each other to prove our friendship. Just know that when and if you need me, I'm here.

32

Dear YouTube

I will always
"skip ad"

23

"I love that moment. When you're on a long car ride, or listening to music, or reading. And you completely zone out. You forget your troubles, and everyone around you. You're focused on that one thing, and that one thing only. You're content, and everything seems peaceful."

32

You'll end up very disappointed if you grow up thinking everyone has the same heart as you do.

27

Screw butterflies!

I wanna* feel the whole fuckin'* zoo when I'm with him.

14

Blessed are they who
can laugh at themselves,
for they shall never
cease to be amused.

26

Sending my selfie to NASA
'cause I'm a fuckin' star!

25

You'd be surprised who doesn't speak to you,
but speaks of you daily.

28

"Nobody says, hey, men should not
drink. It's all about women must dress
differently. Women must walk
differently. Women must drink
differently. Why are we not able to hold
men to account for this behavior?"

26

Unfortunately I'm the type of person that you can screw over 1 million times and I would still be there for you if you needed me

22

I hate it when I tell everyone I had a bad day, instead of trying to cheer me up, enters a competition of who's had a shittest life.

23

Sometimes you meet someone, and it's so clear that the two of you, on some level belong together. As lovers, or as friends, or as family, or as something entirely different. You just work, whether you understand one another or you're in love or partners in crime. You meet these people throughout your life, out of nowhere, under the strangest circumstances, and they help you feel alive. I don't know if that makes me believe in coincidence, or fate, or sheer blind luck, but it definitely makes me believe in something.

29

Communist until you get rich;

Feminist until you get married;

Atheist until the airplane starts falling.

21

Ugh...Do I really have to go?

I would much rather stay home look like shit and do nothing.

18

I just have to keep
on reminding
myself that some
people were just
raised differently.

16

Being
Surrounded
By
The
Wrong
People
Is
The
Loneliest
Thing
In
The
World

34

When the most annoying person complains about someone being annoying.

23

do you ever wonder how many people notice you? but you don't notice them because you're to busy noticing someone else who'll probably never even notice you?

23

We dedicate this day to all the heroes and heroines in this country and the rest of the world, who sacrificed in many ways and surrendered their lives so we could be free.

27 APRIL - FREEDOM DAY (South Africa)

19

We should love and not fall inlove.

Because everything that falls, gets broken.

27

If you love someone you
should set them free.

If they come back, it means
nobody else loved them.

So, set them free again.

23

to all the clothes I left at people's houses: I miss you

20

I pick up my phone,
unlock it, look at the
screen for few seconds
and lock it again.

29

Words are free. It's
how you use them,
that may cost you.

32

She may not be thinking about you every second of the day, but she will give you a part of her that she knows you can break - her heart. So don't hurt her, don't change her, don't analyze and don't expect more than she can give. Smile when she makes you happy, let her know when she makes you mad, and miss her when she's not there.

30

If a girl says "first of all," run. There's never been a good "first of all," You've never heard a girl say, "first of all, I'm gonna suck your dick."

"First of all," means that the girl has done research, has her data, her pie charts are ready and you are done.

30

I'm so good, Santa came...

Twice!

32

I just shouldn't be allowed to make decisions anymore.

23

"When you get what you want but not what you need. When you feel so tired but you can't sleep."

19

...and then satan said
“here, have feelings”

19

Kiss my neck
Bite me
Pull my hair
Trace my spine
Hold me down
Use you tongue
Make me moan
Don't stop til' I'm shaking

26

My "Knight in Shining Armor" turned out to be just a loser in aluminum foil!

27

Evaluate the people in your life; then promote, demote or terminate. You're the CEO of your life.

18

It's not my responsibility to be
beautiful, I'm not alive for that
purpose. My existence is not
about how desirable you find me.

30

Kindness is attractive!

34

Everyone wants to be the sun
to lighten up everybody's life,
but why not be the moon, to
brighten in the darkest hour.

28

Somebody out there is going
to push a door that says pull.

Today, I'm going to be
better than that guy!

30

you'd
lose
your
mind
trying
to
understand
mine

22

Just because you can't dance, doesn't mean you shouldn't!

-Alcohol

29

10 years from now,
will it still matter?

15

If you aren't being treated with love and respect, check your price tag maybe you've marked yourself down. It's you who tells people what your worth is. Get yourself of the clearance rack and get behind the glass where they keep the valuables.

23

I don't have a lot of friends.

I just know a lot of people.

30

"We revisit
old feelings for
the same reason
we re-read books -
comfort in words familiar
even though we
know the endings."

22

When it's April 2nd...

And she's still pregnant...

33

Stay close to
anything that
makes you glad
you're alive.

30

I can miss you and never want you
back. My feelings don't control
my actions, my self love does.

23

my eyelids are
heavy, but my
thoughts are
heavier

25

Always smile back at little children.

To ignore them is to destroy their belief that the world is good.

19

During the day, I don't believe in ghosts.

At night, I'm a little more open minded.

29

WE HAVE
TOMORROWS
FOR A
REASON.

30

What's that?

My son can't bring peanuts to school because someone might be allergic?

But...Your unvaccinated child can bring :

Chicken Pox
Whooping Cough
Measles
Mumps

13

"I shaved for this shit?"

- All of us at one point in our lives.

30

After all, computers crash, people die, relationships fall apart. The best we can do is breath and reboot.

19

Table for one

Martinis for two

28

Un-break my heart
Say you'll love me again
Undo this hurt you caused
When you walked out the door
And walked out of my life
Un-cry these tears
I cried so many nights
Un-break my heart

28

If they miss you,
they'll call.
If they want you,
they'll say it.
If they care they'll show it.
And if not, they can't be worth your time.

27

I do love you, but I've never lived with anybody before, and I'm stubborn, and I like the remote, and I can't cook, and I don't do laundry, sometimes for like, two weeks, and my sponges smell, and you're going to see all that and I'm scared.

17

I wanna sit on a rooftop with
someone at 2am staring at the
stars and talking about all the problems we have going on.

28

WANTED :
Partner In Crime

Must be fluent in sarcasm, up for all types of shenanigans and have my back 24/7.

20

Be careful who you
make memories with.

Those things can
last a lifetime.

26

"Just so we're all
clear, it's okay to
miss people you
no longer want in
your life."

23

There's a pretty good chance that you dont like me.

And an even better chance that I do not give a fuck!

20

...you see, when you're depressed you look at people differently. When you see someone smiling and laughing with their friends, you wonder how happy they really are. You wonder if when they go home they're going to cry themselves to sleep. 'Cause when you feel the emptiness that you feel, all you want to do is find someone who feels the same. And the sad part is you can't tell the people who are happy and who are not, apart. You could walk past someone who is just as broken as you are; and you could be as oblivious as they are to you...

16

These days girls feel like showing skin is a sign of confidence, but in reality it's a form of insecurity because they have nothing else to offer other than their sexuality.

29

Fuck what you heard.
Try asking me first.

22

"The world is not a wish granting factory."

20

W
E

A
L
L

F
A
L
L
A
P
A
R
T

20

ADMIT IT : You're not supposed to be here. You are putting something off, or it's late at night or early in the morning and you could be sleeping. You will need that sleep. You're probably staying here anyway. Well, that makes two of us.

21

Women know, they just know; even if they didn't know they'd still know. Men probably won't get it this, but women will, because they know.

16

Dear Parents,

we're fully aware that "money doesn't grow on trees". That's why we're asking you for it.

18

Everyone needs at least one friendship...

Based on sarcasm and insults...

18

How many times do I have to say "excuse me" before "get the hell out of my way" becomes acceptable?

21

Being a young mom means that we met a little early, but it also means, I get to love you a little longer. My life began the day I held you in my hands, you didn't take away anything from my future...Instead you gave me a new one!

16

I'm totally kidding, unless you're okay with what I just said.

19

Things are as they are,
we suffer because we
imagined different.

26

I
am
99%
angel
but...
oh
that
1%

22

"I love the person
I've become,
because I fought
to become her."

20

It would be nice to have a day between Saturday and Sunday.

16

My goal is to build a life I
don't need a vacation from.

28

I don't know how some people do it

"4 minutes shower"

it takes me like 4 minutes to even get the water to be the right temperature

30

When someone is about to say something, but then they say "NEVERMIND"

18

R.I.P

Robin McLaurin Williams

17

You'd be surprised
what you can live without •

22

IN YOUR HESITATION
I FOUND MY ANSWER

25

When I see a post I wanna repost but a word is misspelled in it

o.O

21

"And if you call me at 4 am, too sad
to even say hello, I will listen to
your silence until you fall asleep."

22

Words can hurt others, but
sometimes, silence hurts
even more than words.

30

"Everything seems to be
exhausting me, no matter
how much sleep or how
much coffee I drink or how
long I lie down, something
inside me seems to have
given up. My soul is tired"

20

He's
"Abe"
I call him
"Babe"

11

"sorry" vs "I'm sorry"
"night" vs "goodnight"
"bye" vs "goodbye"
"love you" vs "i love you"

all have two different
meanings

26

THE PITY TRAIN has just derailed at the corner of SUCK IT UP & MOVE ON, and crashed into WE ALL HAVE PROBLEMS, before coming to a stop at GET THE HELL OVER IT.

13

The only person you should try to be better than, is the person you were yesterday.

22

the most fucked up part about it all is, I don't have it in me to do people how they've done me.

17

"Time heals all wounds" is
just a sugar-coated version of
"with time you'll get used to it"

29

I remember him not as
the one who broke my
heart, but as the one
who taught me how to
live with a broken heart.

22

Who are we?
WOMEN

What do we want?
WE DON'T KNOW

When do we want it?
NOW

25

Never underestimate the power of
good morning/night texts, apologies
and random compliments.

26

I'm gonna use what little
energy I have today to breathe
and blink, that's about it.

28

“I don't really believe that there are happy endings. I believe that endings are the saddest part, so just give me a happy middle and a very happy start.”

26

I like my money where I can see it

-HANGING IN MY CLOSET!

12

If I can't be myself around you,
then I don't want you around me.

28

Have the maturity to know
that silence is more powerful
than having the last word.

25

Sometimes it physically pains me to hold back sarcastic comments and correcting other people's grammar.

14

Seeing the same stranger twice in one day

O.O

15

I don't know why, but when ever someone likes my post I feel like I'm indebted to them •

16

how frustrating it is, when you're like the only person who can see how evil and sneaky someone is and everyone else is like blind to it

20

I wish I could
copy and paste
you into my bed

20

Do I have to wake up?

I just woke up yesterday.

17

My hand fits
perfectly in my
other hand,
I think I was
made for myself.

23

ANGER AND HATE AGE YOU!
WHAT'S THE RUSH?

16

One day some of my friends asked my best friend who's gay what was it like telling his parents he was gay?

He told them he didn't. He said he had a big brother who was straight and he never had to go and tell his parent "he's straight" so why should he?

Then one day he brought his boyfriend to dinner and no one made a big deal out of it.

I think that's how its suppose to be everywhere.

9

"Someday, someone is going
to look at you with a light in
their eyes you've never seen,
they'll look at you like you're
everything they've been
looking for their entire live."

"Wait for it."

27

you gotta act cool, calm and collected around liquid eyeliner because it can sense your fear

14

I honestly don't have the energy to pretend I like you today.

18

Stuck in a generation where
loyalty is just a tattoo, love is just a
quote, and lying is the new truth.

22

"I hope you fall in love with
someone who never let's you fall
asleep thinking you're unwanted"

26

"I'd still die for you and I'm trying to figure out whether you mean that much to me or I mean that little to myself."

26

valentine's day
lentine's day
ntine's day
e's day
ay
ayyyy
ayyyyy vodka

25

We mature with
the damage,
not with the years.

24

"You smiled,
and I knew I
was in trouble."

26

As long as I love, you will live. As long as I live, you will be remembered. As long as I love, you will be loved.

Grief is not a disorder, a disease or sign of weakness. It is an emotional, physical, and spiritual necessity, the price you pay for love. They only cure for grief is to grieve.

Happy Birthday Mommy, I miss you every day.

26

The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing.

18

Controlling my tongue
is no problem.

It's my face that
needs deliverance.

18

Sometimes the best
way to appreciate
something is to be
without it for a while.

26

You will never heal if you're
waiting for an apology, move on!
Don't marinate yourself in hurt.

22

fuck fuck
fuck fuck
fuck fuck
fuck fuck
fuck fuck
fuck fuck
fuck

23

I've done a lot of
stupid stuff in my
life, but at least I've
never signed up for
the gym in January.

21

Saw my midget neighbor at the bus stop, told her to hop in I'll give her a lift.

The ungrateful ass said "fuck off". So I zipped my backpack and continued walking.

17

Best part of the day is coming
home to a wagging tail.

And at that very moment you
realise you're the lucky one.

20

Not everybody has to be happy all the time. That's not mental health. That's complete crap!

9

If Kanye and Kim were both
drowning and you only had time
to save one of them, what kinda
sandwich would you make?

25

STOP
BUYING
SHIT
YOU
DON'T
NEED

20

Sometimes I spend whole meetings
wondering how they got the big
meeting table through the door.

25

Yes, hello 911, I'm being forced into adulthood and I don't like it. Please send help

16

I'm not waiting nor
searching for my
other half because
I'm not a fuckin' half!

21

"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt."

-Abraham Lincoln

18

:) I'm :) trying :) to :) be
:) a :) better :) person
:) but :) some :) people
:) are :) testing :) me

25

Be
Loyal
To
The
Royal
Within
You

13

MAN - If your car is your only
way to attract a woman, you
have failed as a man.

WOMAN - If your body is your
only way to attract a man, you
have failed as a woman.

25

Insecurity

Kills

All

That

Is

Beautiful

22

You pick the one that you won't
hurt, they end up hurting you.
You pick the one that won't hurt
you, you end up hurting them.

23

MAKE ONIONS CRY

21

If I die in my sleep, you can actually say that I died doing what I loved.

20

If "they" died today, would you be satisfied with the last conversation you had with them?

Think about it for a minute.

23

I hATe IT whEn SOmEboDY TypES LIke tHis

18

No one heals
themselves
by wounding
another.

20

I need a longer weekend,
because I need more time
to do absolutely nothing.

24

If you're lucky enough to get a second chance at something, don't waste it.

24

I'm so devastated. RIP to my best friend. She will be missed. Nothing happened to her, she just got a boyfriend now.

20

If you say

One more word

I swear,

I'm gonna grab your face,

And kiss you!

24

You screw me,
I screw you back
I'm a lady like that.

21

Telling someone why you
love them is like explaining
what water tastes like.

21

I'm honestly the best person you'll ever meet. I'm amazing. My future husband doesn't even deserve me. I already want a divorce.

17

I don't pretend to be
something I'm not.
I know I'm an asshole,
and I own that shit like
a motherfucker.

22

One
Old
Song,
A
Thousand
Old
Memories.

20

Insecurity knocks from time
to time. Invite it in for a cup of
coffee, talk with it, understand
it, then take that sugar spoon
and poke it in the fuckin' eye.

24

Wikipedia -I know everything

Google - I have everything

Internet - Without me you all are nothing

Electricity - Keep talking bitches

17

BOLDOMATIC

... unleashes my creativity,
... sparks my curiosity,
... expands my mind,
... broadens my horizons,

and most importantly

... brings me joy!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOLDOMATIC

20

Ladies,

never ever fight over a man. Fight over a job, parking space, your space in a long line. . . the last chicken wing. But never over a man. NEVER!

17

Let's keep in touch.

22

One day, I will solve my
problems with maturity.

Today, however, it
will be with alcohol.

19

" That's the thing about food,
it demands to be eaten. "

- The fault in our diets

22

Don't tell me what people say about me, tell why they feel comfortable telling you.

15

My parents spanked
me as a child.

As a result I now suffer
from a psychological condition know as
"RESPECT FOR OTHERS"

18

I've been in love with someone
that didn't love me back, and
i've been loved by someone that
I didn't love back. And i don't
know which is worse; to be
broken or to break another soul.

24

I'm
A
Huge
Fan
Of
Inappropriate
Behaviour

24

Being born in the 90s is really weird and cool, because we were the first generation to be introduced to technology but we still had a childhood. Playing outside on our bicycles, our streets filled with kids doing cartwheels and playing together. Now I look at my niece and I think we were the last.

24

It takes about 2.9 seconds for me
to go from "this is the best day
ever" to "I want to stab every
human being on planet Earth".

23

I'll respect your opinion, as
long as your opinion doesn't
disrespect my existence.

23

How am I supposed to forget about you when every time I go outside I see things that remind me of you, like garbage cans and dog shit.

23

That thing I said 5 years ago

WAS VERY STUPID

21

And I'd choose you;

in a hundred lifetimes,

in a hundred worlds,

in any version of reality,

I'd find you and

I'd choose you

19

I will love you til a mute man tells his deaf friend about a blind man that saw a guy with no legs walking on water.

14

One day you'll wake up at 11:30 AM on a Sunday with the love of your life and you'll make some coffee and pancakes and it'll all be alright.

23

My parents are lucky I was too lazy to go through a rebellious phase.

21

Honesty is just
too beautiful to
put into words.

23

I just have to keep
on reminding
myself that some
people were just
raised differently.

23

You can meet somebody tomorrow who has better intentions for you than someone you've known forever. Time means nothing. Character does.

21

Romeo & Juliet is just another example of why communication within a relationship is so crucial.

12

My life..
My choices..
My mistakes..
My lessons..
Not your business

23

getting into a relationship may seem like a good idea but so was getting on the Titanic and look what happened there

17

Follow me to temptation...

Okay really now who the fuck am I kiddin'!

Follow me, I know a shortcut.

8

I'm done chasing after people who aren't willing to do the same for me. After today, the ice cream man can go fuck himself.

14

I hate it when I'm ignoring someone and they don't text me or anything so they don't even know I'm ignoring them...

19

I know I'm far from perfect,
nothin' like your entourage
I can't grant you any wishes,
I won't promise you the stars.
But don't ever question if my heart beats only for you, it beats only for you.

20

We tend to forget that happiness doesn't come as a result of getting something we don't have, but rather of recognizing and appreciating what we do have.

21

You mean...

People run?

On purpose?

When nobody is chasing them?

23

My
age
is
very
inappropriate
for
my
behavior

20

I can look you dead in your face while you're talking, and not hear a damn thing you said.

19

I'm sorry if I behaved in a way that made you think I should apologize.

19

Oh baby, I'm about to... I'm
about to... oh yessssss!

20

You're upset that I didn't text you back immediately?

Once upon a time people communicated with envelopes and stamps you spoiled brat!

18

Care too little ...
You'll lose them.

Care too much ...
You'll get hurt.

22

If i stay in bed i'll be warm

if i get in the shower i'll also be warm

but the distance between the bed and the shower

that is not warm

21

She never looked nice. She looked like art, and art wasn't suppose to look nice; it was suppose to make you feel something.

6

i feel like i'm constantly waiting for something that isn't going to happen.

18

You act like it's you against
the world, but it's just you
against yourself.

22

You're the one
designed for me
A distant stranger
that I will complete
I know you're out there
we're meant to be
So keep your head up
and make it to me

23

Not everyone you lose is a loss.

11

You can't fix yourself by breaking someone else.

22

You caught me staring, but I caught you staring back.

18

Imagine being completely
naked in a room full of people
who speak a different language
and all want to touch you.

This is the life of a dog.

21

I U S E D T O
S L E E P A T
N I G H T

21

My parents
My teachers
And even the society
Has taught me many things,
But one thing they never taught me
Is how to deal with my thoughts
When I'm all alone.

22

27 August 2015, 10:47pm

I can only hope and believe
that the best is yet to come.

22

If you tickle my feet, I am not responsible for what happens to your face!

18

You may not be able to control every situation and it's outcome, but you can control your attitude and how you deal with it.

14

If men saw the crazy positions we get into to shave our legs, I'm sure they'd demand kinkier sex.

19

I walk around like everything is
fine, but deep down, inside my
shoe, my sock is sliding off.

19

Bad things are always
going to happen in life.
People will hurt you.
But you can't use that
as an excuse to hurt
someone back.

21

I distance
myself from
people for
a reason.

18

"Nothing will ruin your 20s
more than thinking you should
have your life together already."

16

When you're stressed, you eat ice cream, cake, chocolates & sweets. Why?

Because STRESSED spelled backwards is DESSERTS.

MIND = BLOWN

17

You may not be pushing
me away, but you're not
fighting to keep me either.

19

I feel like
I'm already
tired tomorrow.

21

"One day you'll get sick of saying that everything's alright."

19

One day he'll wake up and realize how amazing she really was and when that day comes, she'll be waking up next to a man who already knew.

19

and if he never calls me again,
I'll always think of him fondly

as an asshole

17

I hate the phrase

"kids will be kids"

I think it should be replaced with

"bad parenting results in assholes"

21

"I'm in love with you, and I know that
love is just a shout into the void, and
that oblivion is inevitable, and that
we're all doomed and that there will
come a day when all our labor has
been returned to dust, and I know the
sun will swallow the only earth we'll
ever have, and I am in love with you."

18

I wish college had coupons. Buy one semester, get one semester free

12

Pain doesn't just show up in our lives for no reason. It's a sign that something in our lives needs to change.

21

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status.

16

How weak is a God that needs
humans to defend Him with murder?

20

TO LOVE WITHOUT BEING HURT

21

My biggest fear is, not
finding my soulmate to
spend the rest of my life with.

21

Never lie!

Only carefully edit the truth...!!!

14

Some people are just so cute

... I just... WOW,

congratulations on your DNA

17

"When did you stop being enough?"

20

Revenge is below me

but accidents will happen.

12

I have found so much
beauty in the dark
as I have found a lot
of horrors in light.

17

I don't think people understand how stressful it is to explain what's going on in your head when you don't even understand it yourself.

20

A bad day at work is
way better than a good
day of unemployment.

16

Face: "You're ugly"

Body: "You're fat"

Brain: "You're stupid"

Life: "You suck"

Food: "Come here babe, you'll be happy with me"

16

How to lose weight?

Turn your head to the left, and then turn it to the right. Repeat this exercise whenever you're offered food.

16

There comes a time when you realize that you'll never be good enough for some people.

Question is,
is that your problem or theirs?

16

"So, this is my life. And I want you
to know that I am both happy and
sad and I'm still trying to figure
out how that could be."

18

I hate being tickled. I don't think
it's cute or funny. I will knock you
out, by accident, on purpose.

15

Sometimes the right
choices bring us to
wrong places.

17

Be there for others, but
don't leave yourself behind.

20

After someone hurts you,
you're not the same anymore.

16

I can't wait for the day
after valentine's day
because chocolate will
be 50% off and that's
the kind of positivity I
need in my life.

20

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