FuckKryptos's Posts

I dont know if im getting older and dumber or the malls are getting bigger but where the fuck is my car?!

#whatif

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I am a natural computer.

#whatif

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What if gay people were unicorns and Christians were large leprichauns?

What? This is the beginning to my "I Had A Dream" speech.

#whatif

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What if Kryptos had a dick?

It would be much harder to come with even more stiff cumpetition.

#whatif, #kryptos, #kraptos

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Wife: no one thinks Plato was a loser

Me: ?I beg to differ

#kryptos, #kraptos

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Mom: what do you want for lunch Sonny Jim?

Me: OBKR

Mom: Kryptos, dont be a dick. Whst do you want for lunch?

Me: ?OBKR

Mom: Assclown

#kryptos, #kraptos

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