jmattler's Posts

I just took a hot shower. It's like a normal shower, but with me in it.

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I like the nights.

Some of my best days were nights.

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we never really grow up.
we only learn how to act
in public.

.:.

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Ever have one of those Charlie Brown kind of days?

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I wish I was half as bad as I thought I was.

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Today is a gift. That's why it's called the present. : )

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One bright day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. Deaf policemen heard the noise, came and shot the two dead boys. If you don't believe this story is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too.

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you're so vain,

i bet you think this bold is about you

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SHOULD I WEAR ALL BLACK OR ALL BLACK TODAY?

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It's "too" a.m. for me.

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Go Ahead and Leave I Realized Im To HOT for you anyways!!

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I dont have a dirty mind, just a sense of humor with adult content!

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Maybe
you should eat make-up
so you can try and be pretty
on the inside, bitch.

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I'm not conceited just confidently convinced.

I HAVE GOOD SELF ESTEEM

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There's this tree just standing outside my house. Seems kinda shady.

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Be my light switch so I can constantly turn you on!!

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Life is definitely unpredictable, Hope my life will continue to throw me curve balls when I least expect them, for all those balls have made me who I am today, And I'm happy with me.

Catch them when they come your way because they will come, those crazy curve balls.

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KISS ME LIKE
YOU MISS ME

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we are all made different whether we are sewed or knit
cut from different cloths some have holes some have rips
some have loose thread and some are perfectly stitched
Covered by the patterns we are we should bare no guilt.
We Hem the fabric of time an endless quilt

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im not weird, im limited edition!

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You make me wish I had
more middle fingers.

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It's nude o'clock.

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Some days,
the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands.

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Design won't save the world but it damn sure makes it look better.

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you know what you should be for halloween?

mine

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You're never too old to look at your life and say "fuuuuck."

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twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs, they're not a door

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Push me up against a wall and do what you like.

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It's better to be late, than to arrive ugly.

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You make me smile...

And also super horny, but that's not the point.

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I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT

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