Maripaki's Posts

My blood type is Starbucks

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I am going to create an app like instagram but for cheese

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It is said that if you are watching MTV when there is a music video you can make a wish...

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The main ingredient in hand sanitizer is paranoia

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Go to heaven for the climate, hell for the company

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Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat

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Some people just need a high five

in the face

with a chair

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I hate tacos!

... said no Juan ever

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you are wrong

just sit there in your wrongness and be wrong, ok?

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Be your best

Fuck the rest

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My birthday is next Saturday

and I demand a unicorn

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Do penguins have knees???

Fuck YOLO

Let's bring back Hakuna Matata

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Fuck clowns

Let's bring back the jesters

You are more awesome than a monkey wearing a tuxedo

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If you are hotter than me

Does it mean I am
cooler than you?

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Your nipples are my favourite winter weather report

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'It could be worse' - he said while not helping at all...

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A friend that bleeds is a friend in need

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What if we are all particles on a grilled cheese sandwich?

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What if eyebrows went all the way round our eyes?

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Es usted el encargado de las piscinas?

Pos cloro que sí

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Quién es el patrón de los pistoleros?

Santiago de Compistola

Cómo murió el padre del Kung Fu?

De kungfuntivitis

Había más tensión que en el bautizo de un Gremlin...

Cual es el colmo de Batman?

Que le Robin

Antoñito, no rezas antes de comer?

No, mi mamá cocina muy bien

Un hombre cubierto de pelo fue al medico:
Doctor, doctor, que padezco?

Padece usté un ozito

Cómo se llama el padre del Príncipe Azul?

El Blu-Ray

Un vagabundo le tiró de repente a otro un ladrillo en mitad de la noche.

Pero qué pasa?!

GUERRA DE ALMOHADAS!!!

Cómo se llamaba el hermano vegetariano de Bruce Lee?

Broco Lee

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