mrrrie's Posts

could u pls just try not to hurt me just bcuz idk it just doesnt feel really good u know?

#hurt, #me

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K E E P
Y O U R
E Y E S L O W

#eyeslow, #keepyoureyeslow

"sorry i don't have time" is no excuse because if you would try, you could just take some more time.

#no, #excuse, #time, #take, #taketime

a c t u a l l y
i d o n ' t
g i v e
a f u c k

#dont, #give, #a, #fuck

dear future husband,

please be Josh Hutcherson

#future, #husband, #josh, #hutcherson

chilli willi
schaumbad und kippe kannst du die hautcreme
auftragen bitte

shindy

#shindy

dreams
fade
away
as
soon
as
you
wake
up

#dreams, #fade, #away, #wake, #up

people can't handle the fact that they've gone too far

#people, #cant, #handle, #gone, #too, #far

you are like weed to me. i don't especially need you, but when you are there i can forget my problems for a while andjust relax. but soon you are gone again and i would like to have another gram of you, but i can't get it because i am not able to offer more than i already gave.

#you, #are, #like, #weed, #to, #me

here is a challenge for you:
on your next commute to work, school, or anywhere you need to go... SMILE. (especially if you don't feel like it) and then suddenly, it will be fun & sort of silly, but the smiles will be easier. look people in the eye and fucking smile. it'll change your day. might even change your life.

Reposted from permanentwaves

sleep well whoever you are i wish you a very good night because sleep is so important we can do really better if we are not tired and we can concentrate and work and have fun and yeah i know this is a bit too much but i do't care i wish you a good night motherfuckers

your words burn in my heart like the vodka in my stomach

#words, #burn, #vodka

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maybe you should eat makeup so you can be pretty on the inside bitch

#eat, #makeup, #bitch

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would you please stop staring at me i already know i'm awesome

#stop, #staring, #awesome

keep
calm
and
bazinga

#keep, #calm, #keepcalm, #bazinga, #sheldon, #tbbt

#idk, #idc

WORST. BEHAVIOUR.

#worst, #behavior

please don't see me
please don't see me please don't see me

"heyyy!"

shit

#please, #dont, #see, #me, #hey, #shit

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if somebody is getting on your nerves,
relax and

kill that bitch

#relax

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i dont say i am batman

i just say nobody has ever seen my and batman in one room at the same time

#psht, #i, #am, #batman

do you ever lie back and think about how grateful everybody should be for
pizza to exist

#pizza

worst things in live come free to us

#worst, #things, #in, #life, #come, #free, #to, #us

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i have got many friends

ok to be honest it is one friend and five shots of vodka

Dear Noah,

we could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving 'till 5.

Sincerly,
Unicorns

Reposted from lilymarlen

#noah, #, #ark, #unicors

bitch don't kill my vibe

#bitch, #dont, #kill, #my, #vibe

#hashtagsaregay

isn't it sad when you get hurt so much you can finally say "i am used to it"

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but if i sleep more than i am awake

maybe dreams are my reality

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mommy says i'm special

i have no idea about things i learn at school...

but hey i can still be a stripper, sounds good

don't let me go

why'd you only call me when you're high?

#call, #me, #when, #you're, #high